Seriously... I know a few of Punxsutawney Phil's handlers, and I can guarantee you that you have made them very happy!
I spoke via phone with the nice gal who comprises the entire staff of Phil's office. We had a pretty good laugh. As it happens, 15 men comprise what they call "Phil's Inner Circle", exactly the number of cigars Rick sent. It just so happens they are meeting tonight. The sticks will be distributed there. I must have enjoyed the movie at least that many times. Andy McDowell! I'd've done her. So, yeah, nothing goes to waste.
As for me, I gotta say I've never enjoyed a bomb so much as this one. Thanks, Rick. Best bomb ever. IOU1.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
"When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
Come on. Phil Whistlepig? You don't get a chuckle out of that one? You need a good tickle my brutha. Bring those ticklesome armpits over here. Tickytickytickytickytick!
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
Come on. Phil Whistlepig? You don't get a chuckle out of that one? You need a good tickle my brutha. Bring those ticklesome armpits over here. Tickytickytickytickytick!
You realize Rick probably sent you around $200 worth of cigars and you are showing no remorse that they were sent to some random people that probably don't even smoke. There is nothing funny there.
Come on. Phil Whistlepig? You don't get a chuckle out of that one? You need a good tickle my brutha. Bring those ticklesome armpits over here. Tickytickytickytickytick!
You realize Rick probably sent you around $200 worth of cigars and you are showing no remorse that they were sent to some random people that probably don't even smoke. There is nothing funny there.
It's all good brothers. It's my fault, I should have verified with him. It happens, my mistake. I keep forgetting you have to really check behind these guys for addy info. It's not like it use to be. Where you ask for it and they give you their addy and then say. Hold up why do you need it, lol. Serious it's all good, jokes on me this time.
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As for me, I gotta say I've never enjoyed a bomb so much as this one. Thanks, Rick. Best bomb ever. IOU1.