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I guess I'm predictable.

0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
My wife and I went to the department/grocery store or what ever you call those things.
She said go look around, she'll get the things she needs and find me.
It's big. How you gonna find me?
She just smiles, I shrug and go on my merry way looking at stuff.
About 45 minutes goes by and she's all done and she comes and gets me.
I asked her if she's been looking for me long?
Nope! I knew where to find you.
HUH?
It seems I am so predictable that I would be in one of three places.
Sporting goods (guns, fishing, etc), electronics (computer, games and stuff) or candy.
Wow, she's good. LOL!
So now I realize there is no hiding from her. LOL!
In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

Wylaff said:
Atmospheric pressure and crap.

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  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hey, that gives me a great idea for a new retail franchise!!! A sporting goods/electronics store with candy counters and a big walk-in humidor!!
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Puff_Dougie:
    Hey, that gives me a great idea for a new retail franchise!!! A sporting goods/electronics store with candy counters and a big walk-in humidor!!
    ROFL! THE MAN'S STORE!
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • perkinkeperkinke Posts: 1,572 ✭✭✭
    Puff_Dougie:
    Hey, that gives me a great idea for a new retail franchise!!! A sporting goods/electronics store with candy counters and a big walk-in humidor!!
    Throw in bbq/burger/hotdog counter and you're the man's Macy's.
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,805 ✭✭✭✭✭
    perkinke:
    Puff_Dougie:
    Hey, that gives me a great idea for a new retail franchise!!! A sporting goods/electronics store with candy counters and a big walk-in humidor!!
    Throw in bbq/burger/hotdog counter and you're the man's Macy's.
    Daddy Day Care.
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  • SasquatchSasquatch Posts: 307 ✭✭✭
    Great story!
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Amos Umwhat:
    perkinke:
    Puff_Dougie:
    Hey, that gives me a great idea for a new retail franchise!!! A sporting goods/electronics store with candy counters and a big walk-in humidor!!
    Throw in bbq/burger/hotdog counter and you're the man's Macy's.
    Daddy Day Care.
    Women across the nation would be loving it.
    I can see it now.

    Ma'am, how long are you leaving him here?
    About 2 hours, I need to go get my hair done.
    Are there any allergies or special needs for him?
    No, just don't let him eat too much candy, I don't want to ruin his dinner and be careful with milk products.
    Ma'am, we do not have milk products here, so he should be fine. Leave him to us and he'll be happy.

    ROFL!!
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • honorknight7honorknight7 Posts: 523
    You MUST open one of those around here, I have nothing to do over my 16 hours a week of internship, that would be awesome, could probably even get my wife to give me a "concessions" allowance for food/drinks/smokes for while I'm there :-D
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