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What I got today was blocked!!! By a woman at the bar last night who’s boyfriend was cheating on her and I bought her drinks! We exchanged numbers and we’re gonna setup a time to “hangout” at her place and that little c u n t blocks me today for no reason! 😳🤯😡🤬🖕🏻Seriously who the hell does that to someone if you wanna break it off just say so…We’ll I guess she did, and that’s what I got today.
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@TX98Z28 said:
What I got today was blocked!!! By a woman at the bar last night who’s boyfriend was cheating on her and I bought her drinks! We exchanged numbers and we’re gonna setup a time to “hangout” at her place and that little c u n t blocks me today for no reason! 😳🤯😡🤬🖕🏻Seriously who the hell does that to someone if you wanna break it off just say so…We’ll I guess she did, and that’s what I got today.
@TX98Z28 said:
What I got today was blocked!!! By a woman at the bar last night who’s boyfriend was cheating on her and I bought her drinks! We exchanged numbers and we’re gonna setup a time to “hangout” at her place and that little c u n t blocks me today for no reason! 😳🤯😡🤬🖕🏻Seriously who the hell does that to someone if you wanna break it off just say so…We’ll I guess she did, and that’s what I got today.
She wanted me to come over last night but I was Slizzards!!! She wasn’t happy but damn….that stupid little s l u t!!!
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Here’s some advice from a former salesman. The next day crap rarely happens, it’s an out. You have to close and take that sale then and there every time, “a,b,c, always be closing”. You gave her an out and she took it, you sir are the sl ut in this scenario.
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill. MOW badge received.
@Patrickbrick said:
Here’s some advice from a former salesman. The next day crap rarely happens, it’s an out. You have to close and take that sale then and there every time, “a,b,c, always be closing”. You gave her an out and she took it, you sir are the sl ut in this scenario.
Live and learn.
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@Patrickbrick said:
Here’s some advice from a former salesman. The next day crap rarely happens, it’s an out. You have to close and take that sale then and there every time, “a,b,c, always be closing”. You gave her an out and she took it, you sir are the sl ut in this scenario.
@Patrickbrick said:
Here’s some advice from a former salesman. The next day crap rarely happens, it’s an out. You have to close and take that sale then and there every time, “a,b,c, always be closing”. You gave her an out and she took it, you sir are the sl ut in this scenario.
Live and learn.
Live and learn not to post when you ain’t get nothin lmaooo Come to California, the slots are loose son
@Patrickbrick said:
Here’s some advice from a former salesman. The next day crap rarely happens, it’s an out. You have to close and take that sale then and there every time, “a,b,c, always be closing”. You gave her an out and she took it, you sir are the sl ut in this scenario.
@Patrickbrick said:
Here’s some advice from a former salesman. The next day crap rarely happens, it’s an out. You have to close and take that sale then and there every time, “a,b,c, always be closing”. You gave her an out and she took it, you sir are the sl ut in this scenario.
Live and learn.
Live and learn not to post when you ain’t get nothin lmaooo Come to California, the slots are loose son
Tread lightly Cam…She’ll be at that bar again, there’s always round 2 or I get a drink thrown in my face 🤣🤣🤣
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Got blown up today with this amazing hit from @genareddog. Greatly appreciated!!
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Got my participation trophy from @peter4jc
Thank you very much sir!
Also got these @RobbyCruz
Nice haul today so far rusty
Those are so good
Got a participation trophy from Peter's Another Even Dumber Contest and a Leaf & Libations blind sampler.
Should have known the count the leaves game was a trap.
Thanks Peter, many new to me looking forward to trying these!
What I got today was blocked!!! By a woman at the bar last night who’s boyfriend was cheating on her and I bought her drinks! We exchanged numbers and we’re gonna setup a time to “hangout” at her place and that little c u n t blocks me today for no reason! 😳🤯😡🤬🖕🏻Seriously who the hell does that to someone if you wanna break it off just say so…We’ll I guess she did, and that’s what I got today.
She wanted me to come over last night but I was Slizzards!!! She wasn’t happy but damn….that stupid little s l u t!!!
Here’s some advice from a former salesman. The next day crap rarely happens, it’s an out. You have to close and take that sale then and there every time, “a,b,c, always be closing”. You gave her an out and she took it, you sir are the sl ut in this scenario.
MOW badge received.
Live and learn.
Live and learn not to post when you ain’t get nothin lmaooo Come to California, the slots are loose son
Tread lightly Cam…She’ll be at that bar again, there’s always round 2 or I get a drink thrown in my face 🤣🤣🤣
^ the respect for women is high in this thread.
Drink less, get laid more often, is what I took away from this sad story.
All I got was @Vision changed his profile picture
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
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Makes me uncomfortable but I'll get over it I promise
Would love to know your thoughts.
I got some submissions and these bodyguards from @rsherman24 thanks man!