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TWO Coronas! They must be multiplying. Don't worry, all that Jaeger is good medicine.
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Holy moose b@lls I got blowed up real good. First @silvermouse went over the top on a Too close to Call prize. Check this out! And look to this gift basket from @NorCalR1 just because I bombed @0patience. This is just crazy brother.
And finally a present for myself
Now this is not the end of the cigar. It is not even the beginning of the end of the cigar. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning of the cigar.
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I have used Honest Amish before. It is a little bit stickier than I like, but I live in a high dust area. Personally I use Grave Before Shave's Beard Butter. The cigar one smells like a cigar mixed with a Caribbean rum, and it feels amazing.
I do use oil as well. Beard oil is to keep the skin under the beard healthy. Beard balm/Butter is to keep the hair healthy. And balm is more for styling, whereas butter is more for moisture.
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
My plan backfired! I attempted to throw fücking Calvin under the bus in the too close to call contest. It seems as soon as I tried he was loaded and ready for a strike! This is an awesome assortment of top shelf smokes, but this behavior will not be tolerated without retribution.
Wifey picked this up for me for the anniversary. Going to convert the box into a lighter and cutter box.
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Whole platoon of bodyguards with my coffee. @peter4jc you crazy ****. Some of my very favorites in there. Going to have that Bishops Blend right now. Thank you brother.
Now this is not the end of the cigar. It is not even the beginning of the end of the cigar. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning of the cigar.
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I could hold out till the end of the weekend if I had to....
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Restocked the beer fridge out in the patio
Pumped man thank you! Dondurma was great.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
First @silvermouse went over the top on a Too close to Call prize. Check this out!
And look to this gift basket from @NorCalR1 just because I bombed @0patience. This is just crazy brother.
And finally a present for myself
Damn @Far_North_64, now I feel inadequate...
I use a beard oil.
I've never tried that one. I use a couple of "Grave Before Shave" balms.
I do use oil as well. Beard oil is to keep the skin under the beard healthy. Beard balm/Butter is to keep the hair healthy. And balm is more for styling, whereas butter is more for moisture.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
I attempted to throw fücking Calvin under the bus in the too close to call contest.
It seems as soon as I tried he was loaded and ready for a strike!
This is an awesome assortment of top shelf smokes, but this behavior will not be tolerated without retribution.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....