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Happy Birthday Chuck N (74)

RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
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Enjoy your Day Sir.
Fun facts: If you can see Chuck Norris, then he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris and he can see you. You are already dead. Mr. Chuck Norris is The Man!

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    RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    Another known fact: Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug. But, the bear is not dead. It is just scared to move.

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    RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    Another known fact: Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Since then, it is known as the Islands.

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    RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    Another known fact: When Chuck Norris left for college. He turned and said to his father, "you are now the man of the house".

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    curtpickcurtpick Posts: 2,757 ✭✭✭
    Happy Birthday Chuck !!!
    Family, Friends, Golf, Cigars, Fine Whiskey, Good beer.... is there anything else ?  Follow on instagram @crguy1961
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    Chuck_NChuck_N Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭
    If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars. Chuck Norris has more money than you. Happy B- Day Texas Ranger!!
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    RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    Chuck N:
    If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars. Chuck Norris has more money than you. Happy B- Day to ME,Texas Ranger!!


    I fixed it boss.

    Another known fact: Chuck Norris once had a street named after him. Right after it was done, the name got changed. WHY? Because know one crosses Chuck Norris.

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    MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter.

    He is already following you.
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    RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    Marker:
    Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter.

    He is already following you.


    Another known fact: Thank goodness you saved me. I was about to run out of facts. Yet, Chuck Norris would have roundhouse kick some sense in my head.

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    No_one21No_one21 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭
    Chuck Norris' tears can cure all diseases... but Chuck Norris has never cried.
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    bearbbearb Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭
    Some people wear Superman pj's.....superman wears Chuck norris PJ's!
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    Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    When the Zombie Apocalypse begins, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive... the zombies do.
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
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    bearbbearb Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭
    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac and got one without issue.....



    ......@ Burger King.
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    bearbbearb Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭
    Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4.......


    ...in 3 moves!

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    Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mother home from the hospital.
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
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    Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number... You pick up the wrong phone.
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
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    RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    Another known fact: Chuck Norris told Payton Manning before the Super Bowl, he is a Seahawks Fan....

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    90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Happy Birthday hope it's wonderful and thank you for all you do for us!!
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
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    RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    Another known fact: Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil. To be the greatest looking man alive and killer. Right after that, he roundhouse kicked the devil and took he's soul back.

    The devil utter, " I should have seen that coming".

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    No_one21No_one21 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭
    Can't embed, but you get the jist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik
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    RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    No_one21:
    Can't embed, but you get the jist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik


    You could have also listen to Mike & Mike in the morning like I did :).....
    It's also good banter to tease Chuck N, knowing it's not really his BDay.

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    zeebrazeebra Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭
    RCY Cigars:
    No_one21:
    Can't embed, but you get the jist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik


    You could have also listen to Mike & Mike in the morning like I did :).....
    It's also good banter to tease Chuck N, knowing it's not really his BDay.

    heard it. Thought the best one was about the Guiness World Records book.
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    jliujliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    happy birthday!
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    RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    zeebra:
    RCY Cigars:
    No_one21:
    Can't embed, but you get the jist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik


    You could have also listen to Mike & Mike in the morning like I did :).....
    It's also good banter to tease Chuck N, knowing it's not really his BDay.

    heard it. Thought the best one was about the Guiness World Records book.


    Man Shawn, I should have known you would be listening. Mr sportsman :)

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    ShadowInTheMoonShadowInTheMoon Posts: 507 ✭✭
    Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
    Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
    Two people with a common goal can accomplish many things. Two people with a common enemy can accomplish even more.
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