You Monsters killed my husband!!!
Puff_Dougie
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Dear "echambers," "medic45," and "FireRob,"
I hope you are happy! I returned home from the grocery store shortly after my husband, Doug, got home from work today... and THIS is what I found...
You people have killed my dear Puff_Dougie!!! Plain bombed him to death!!! My only solace is that he had plenty of life insurance, which will enable me to hire a good hit man to even the score for this horrendous act of violence against an innocent man!
Shame on you all!!
Mrs. Puff_Dougie
I hope you are happy! I returned home from the grocery store shortly after my husband, Doug, got home from work today... and THIS is what I found...
You people have killed my dear Puff_Dougie!!! Plain bombed him to death!!! My only solace is that he had plenty of life insurance, which will enable me to hire a good hit man to even the score for this horrendous act of violence against an innocent man!
Shame on you all!!
Mrs. Puff_Dougie
"When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
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But dang, people! Here's the fire and brimstone that rained down on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood today...
First, a whack from FireRob out of nowhere! Says I said something about wanting to try a yellow Camacho... I keep forgetting how literal people can be around here! Pretty sweet traveling companions too - Diesel, Black Beauty, 5V... Thank you, sir! And thanks, too, for being kind enough to include your return addy... ;^)
Next comes this awesome collection from Echambers, who instigated this whole week of disaster and will pay for his actions in due time. Cain, Torano, Diesel, Nub... and a Padron to boot! Seriously, bro... thank you so much for your kind words and these great sticks! I'm deeply touched. Still gonna git 'ya when you least expect it, though!
Last but not least, I receive Medic's half of a blind trade he lured me into... A few folks tried to warm me, but I figured a guy called "Medic" had to be the kind and gentle sort, right? Dude cold cocked me with SIXTEEN sticks!! Very nice assortment, most of which I haven't tried yet! Thanks, Brian!
Hopefully tomorrow will be a quiet day in the Neighborhood. Lord knows the mailman and Mrs. Puff can use a rest after the difficult week they've had to endure.
So now I guess I have to send a condolences bomb to your grieving wife? OK then
Umm that return addy is made up....Yea thats it, it is not real, so dont bother. Really, I feel bad your wife had to come home to the horror caused by echambers and Medic, that pay back is not necessary.
I believe it was in DZRs post about Do you even Camacho Bro? that you mentioned the yellow Camacho. Oh look I have the exact quote from that post. Lucky me :-) Cant say I didnt warn you and also its proof of your little buddy throwing you under the bus, so take your revenge out on NewBoots as well as 0patience (if you go back to the thread and reread it you will see where I got this from, right now its on page 7).
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thanks brother great trade!!
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