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Caption Contest - Aug '14

ChemnitzChemnitz Brad in Austin, TXPosts: 1,300 ✭✭✭
Couldn't smoke yesterday for AJ day but was dying for an AJ after seeing all'y'all photos. Tonight this photo happened, was going to post in "Whatcha smoking" but couldn't decide on a caption.

So CAPTION CONTEST. Winner gets a random 5 from my humi. Ends Tuesday. I judge.

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  • MorganGeoMorganGeo Brandon, MSPosts: 2,215 ✭✭✭✭✭
    New delivery service from Ccom
  • chrisloldschrislolds TexasPosts: 435 ✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    Couldn't smoke yesterday for AJ day but was dying for an AJ after seeing all'y'all photos. Tonight this photo happened, was going to post in "Whatcha smoking" but couldn't decide on a caption.

    So CAPTION CONTEST. Winner gets a random 5 from my humi. Ends Tuesday. I judge.

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    And they thought a goose laying a golden egg was impressive...
  • honorknight7honorknight7 Posts: 525
    Come have a cigar with me he says,
    You'll love it, It's Great out today he says,
    So I show up, expecting a nice "Fighting Co ck" to puff on
    And he toasts up this "Ave Maria" for me, FOR ME !!
    Man some peoples kids I tell ya

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  • RainRain Posts: 8,960 ✭✭✭
    "Better an Ave than a Varina Farms Breakfast Blend...miss you Mom!"
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Mr. Rogers NeighborhoodPosts: 4,601 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    BEST. BIRDBATH. EVER.
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • roland_7707roland_7707 Posts: 2,834 ✭✭✭
    It would take a long time to smoke the bird that way...
    One God, One Truth
  • perkinkeperkinke Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    Couldn't smoke yesterday for AJ day but was dying for an AJ after seeing all'y'all photos. Tonight this photo happened, was going to post in "Whatcha smoking" but couldn't decide on a caption.

    So CAPTION CONTEST. Winner gets a random 5 from my humi. Ends Tuesday. I judge.

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    "Don't judge, even AJ had to do things he wasn't proud of before he was rich."
  • jsnakejsnake Kansas CityPosts: 5,800 ✭✭✭✭✭
    She said the chicks dig a guy who smokes cigars and this is what I get!?
  • No_one21No_one21 Posts: 2,184 ✭✭✭
    Previously owned by Drew Estate to lay their "Egg", AJ has re-purposed Randy here for the Ave Maria.
  • bandyt09bandyt09 AKA Mr. Barley & Mr. HopsPosts: 4,339 ✭✭✭✭✭
    When the reviewer said "Hints of Barnyard", this was NOT what I was expecting.........................
  • EchambersEchambers B'Ham Posts: 4,178 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Stick that in your cloaca and smoke it."
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • roland_7707roland_7707 Posts: 2,834 ✭✭✭
    Echambers:
    "Stick that in your cloaca and smoke it."
    Hahaha...cloaca!
    One God, One Truth
  • catfishbluezzcatfishbluezz Posts: 7,001
    Ava Maria, this ain't no chicken *** cigar
  • jd50aejd50ae West Gnawed Pencil, TNPosts: 7,754 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "What did you expect, a gold egg.?"

  • rsherman24rsherman24 Scranton, PAPosts: 4,022 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Enough with the Dog Rockets. This is what I bring to the table"
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,696 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So that's where the nutty, corny-ness and earthy (worm) taste comes from. AJ FTW!
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • raisindotraisindot BostonPosts: 1,308 ✭✭✭
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    Alex's newest hire makes her first"Expert's Pick."
  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 6,056 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ave Maria tastes like chicken.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 6,056 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The old biddy went to visit her mother, so I'm just going to sit here, enjoy a good cigar, and pullet.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • brianetz1brianetz1 St. Louis, MOPosts: 4,135 ✭✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    Couldn't smoke yesterday for AJ day but was dying for an AJ after seeing all'y'all photos. Tonight this photo happened, was going to post in "Whatcha smoking" but couldn't decide on a caption.

    So CAPTION CONTEST. Winner gets a random 5 from my humi. Ends Tuesday. I judge.

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    Damn, i was hoping that was a fighting C 0 C K!

    (remember I can't win contests, i just thought that was funny)
  • SasquatchSasquatch Posts: 284 ✭✭✭
    "herfin' is for the birds."
  • Jetmech_63Jetmech_63 Posts: 3,454 ✭✭✭
    Shouldn't smoked chicken be in the BBQ thread?
  • smoke_em_if_you_got_emsmoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,974 ✭✭✭✭✭
    what came first the chicken or the cigar?
  • deejmemixxdeejmemixx Posts: 3,084 ✭✭
    Introducing miss September in this months "chicks who smoke cigars" calendar
  • wwhwangwwhwang Ottawa, ON, CanadaPosts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    What? You said you wanted to try a Fighting C o c k, so I brought one.
  • ChemnitzChemnitz Brad in Austin, TXPosts: 1,300 ✭✭✭
    Hilarious chook captions from everyone, but the one that made me laugh out loud the loudest was the gem from jsnake below. So PM me your addy for the prize so you can get more chicks, Jake!

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    jsnake:
    She said the chicks dig a guy who smokes cigars and this is what I get!?
  • jsnakejsnake Kansas CityPosts: 5,800 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sweet! Incoming!!
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Mr. Rogers NeighborhoodPosts: 4,601 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Haha! Nice! Great contest, and congrats to Jake!
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • Chuck_NChuck_N Posts: 1,091 ✭✭✭
    I double dog dare ya. . .What are ya?. . . Chicken!!
  • BlueDudeBlueDude Posts: 7
    "Winner winner (&) chicken dinner"
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