Caption Contest - Aug '14

Chemnitz
Chemnitz Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭
in Trades, Passes and Bombs
Couldn't smoke yesterday for AJ day but was dying for an AJ after seeing all'y'all photos. Tonight this photo happened, was going to post in "Whatcha smoking" but couldn't decide on a caption.

So CAPTION CONTEST. Winner gets a random 5 from my humi. Ends Tuesday. I judge.

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  • MorganGeo
    MorganGeo Posts: 2,230 ✭✭✭✭✭
    New delivery service from Ccom
  • chrislolds
    chrislolds Posts: 434 ✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    Couldn't smoke yesterday for AJ day but was dying for an AJ after seeing all'y'all photos. Tonight this photo happened, was going to post in "Whatcha smoking" but couldn't decide on a caption.

    So CAPTION CONTEST. Winner gets a random 5 from my humi. Ends Tuesday. I judge.

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    And they thought a goose laying a golden egg was impressive...
  • honorknight7
    honorknight7 Posts: 523 ✭
    Come have a cigar with me he says,
    You'll love it, It's Great out today he says,
    So I show up, expecting a nice "Fighting Co ck" to puff on
    And he toasts up this "Ave Maria" for me, FOR ME !!
    Man some peoples kids I tell ya

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  • Rain
    Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    "Better an Ave than a Varina Farms Breakfast Blend...miss you Mom!"
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    BEST. BIRDBATH. EVER.
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • roland_7707
    roland_7707 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭
    It would take a long time to smoke the bird that way...
    One God, One Truth
  • perkinke
    perkinke Posts: 1,572 ✭✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    Couldn't smoke yesterday for AJ day but was dying for an AJ after seeing all'y'all photos. Tonight this photo happened, was going to post in "Whatcha smoking" but couldn't decide on a caption.

    So CAPTION CONTEST. Winner gets a random 5 from my humi. Ends Tuesday. I judge.

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    "Don't judge, even AJ had to do things he wasn't proud of before he was rich."
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    She said the chicks dig a guy who smokes cigars and this is what I get!?
  • No_one21
    No_one21 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭
    Previously owned by Drew Estate to lay their "Egg", AJ has re-purposed Randy here for the Ave Maria.
  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    When the reviewer said "Hints of Barnyard", this was NOT what I was expecting.........................
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Stick that in your cloaca and smoke it."
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • roland_7707
    roland_7707 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭
    Echambers:
    "Stick that in your cloaca and smoke it."
    Hahaha...cloaca!
    One God, One Truth
  • catfishbluezz
    catfishbluezz Posts: 7,000 ✭✭✭
    Ava Maria, this ain't no chicken *** cigar
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "What did you expect, a gold egg.?"
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Posts: 7,768 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Enough with the Dog Rockets. This is what I bring to the table"

    My favorite cigar list here

  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So that's where the nutty, corny-ness and earthy (worm) taste comes from. AJ FTW!
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • raisindot
    raisindot Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
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    Alex's newest hire makes her first"Expert's Pick."
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ave Maria tastes like chicken.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The old biddy went to visit her mother, so I'm just going to sit here, enjoy a good cigar, and pullet.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • brianetz1
    brianetz1 Posts: 4,134 ✭✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    Couldn't smoke yesterday for AJ day but was dying for an AJ after seeing all'y'all photos. Tonight this photo happened, was going to post in "Whatcha smoking" but couldn't decide on a caption.

    So CAPTION CONTEST. Winner gets a random 5 from my humi. Ends Tuesday. I judge.

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    Damn, i was hoping that was a fighting C 0 C K!

    (remember I can't win contests, i just thought that was funny)
  • Sasquatch
    Sasquatch Posts: 307 ✭✭✭
    "herfin' is for the birds."
  • Jetmech_63
    Jetmech_63 Posts: 3,451 ✭✭✭
    Shouldn't smoked chicken be in the BBQ thread?
  • smoke_em_if_you_got_em
    smoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    what came first the chicken or the cigar?
  • deejmemixx
    deejmemixx Posts: 3,084 ✭✭
    Introducing miss September in this months "chicks who smoke cigars" calendar
  • wwhwang
    wwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    What? You said you wanted to try a Fighting C o c k, so I brought one.
  • Chemnitz
    Chemnitz Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭
    Hilarious chook captions from everyone, but the one that made me laugh out loud the loudest was the gem from jsnake below. So PM me your addy for the prize so you can get more chicks, Jake!

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    jsnake:
    She said the chicks dig a guy who smokes cigars and this is what I get!?
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sweet! Incoming!!
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Haha! Nice! Great contest, and congrats to Jake!
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • Chuck_N
    Chuck_N Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭
    I double dog dare ya. . .What are ya?. . . Chicken!!
  • BlueDude
    BlueDude Posts: 7 ✭
    "Winner winner (&) chicken dinner"

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