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RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
Well, I have no clue who this is or why they decided to toss a grenade at me. However, I would love to know who gave you my addy. Nevertheless, thank you for your generosity. It will be returned, Tennessee is not safe :). On to the best part of this thread, check it out and thank you again Sir. Oh before I forget, I can count, I don't know the meaning of the calculator. But my son says thank you for it and I want you to know Im going to show you how I interpret it ??

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  • jsnakejsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Haha!
  • RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    jsnake:
    Haha!


    Hilarious, huh Jake! I still have your addy you know??...
  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 6,737 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ata Boy JD. Teaching some math skills.
  • MorganGeoMorganGeo Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Always like to see mr. rick get hammered. :)
  • twistedstemtwistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nice ! The candies are pretty good!!(pm )
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • WaltBasilWaltBasil Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    Send those candy wrappers to Vance. Have him make you a bookmark out of them. LOL
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Well, I guess I'm glad they got there....I sent that out so long ago I had forgotten about it.

    And don't you or anyone else on this forum tell me about your math skills.....they don't exist :) at all :) nada, zip, zero :)

    Like the bag says, they all need some rest....especially the "Miami". I just smoked a Toro that was 2 months old and it was greatly improved, the first third was great, but I won't light another for 2 more months.

    Have your son show you how to use the calculator by using 5 as the main numeral, you know, the same number of fingers and toes on each appendage :) You OK? It seems a number of folks have been going dark lately.
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    rsherman24:
    Ata Boy JD. Teaching some math skills.
    And your math skills are up to par??? :):):)
  • RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    jd50ae:
    Well, I guess I'm glad they got there....I sent that out so long ago I had forgotten about it.

    And don't you or anyone else on this forum tell me about your math skills.....they don't exist :) at all :) nada, zip, zero :)

    Like the bag says, they all need some rest....especially the "Miami". I just smoked a Toro that was 2 months old and it was greatly improved, the first third was great, but I won't light another for 2 more months.

    Have your son show you how to use the calculator by using 5 as the main numeral, you know, the same number of fingers and toes on each appendage :) You OK? It seems a number of folks have been going dark lately.


    Sir, I'm flattered that you thought enough to bomb me. I really am and I'm going to prove it. My job has me occupied more than usual this year. But, things are slowing down and I hope to be fixture in the forum once again. You guys are still amazing :)...
  • Darktower007Darktower007 Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭✭
    Man...this guy has been on fire! Nice suprise bomb jd!
  • The3StogiesThe3Stogies Posts: 2,652 ✭✭✭✭
    Nice hit, candy is a nice touch.
  • WaltBasilWaltBasil Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    The3Stogies:
    Nice hit, candy is a nice touch.
    Yes. And that gives me a good idea for my next one...
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,644 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How many ways can you describe "screwed"?
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bigshizza:
    How many ways can you describe "screwed"?


    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Look up screwed in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.

    Screwed may refer to:

    Fastened with a screw
    Slang for having pressure or stress exerted as if having a screw driven in
    Slang for fornication

    Film and TV

    Screwed (2000 film), a comedy starring Norm Macdonald, Dave Chappelle and Danny DeVito
    Screwed (2011 film), a British drama directed by Reg Traviss
    Screwed, a 2011 film featuring Shane Warren Jones
    Screwed: The Truth About Life as a Prison Officer, a 2008 book by Ronnie Thompson, basis for the 2011 British film

    Music

    Screwed (music) or chopped and screwed, a technique of remixing hip hop music
    "Screwed", a song by Paris Hilton from Paris (Paris Hilton album)


    screwed Contents

    1 English
    1.1 Pronunciation
    1.2 Etymology
    1.3 Adjective
    1.3.1 Usage notes
    1.3.2 Synonyms
    1.3.3 Derived terms
    1.3.4 Translations
    1.3.5 See also
    1.3.6 Usage notes
    1.4 Verb
    1.5 References

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    Etymology
    EB1911 - Volume 01 - Page 001 - 1.svg This entry lacks etymological information. If you are familiar with the origin of this term, please add it to the page as described here. Particularly: “The reference given does not support most of the claims.”

    The modern sense of screwed originates in the mid-1600's with a sense of "to screw" as a means of "exerting pressure or coercion", probably in reference to instruments of torture (e.g. thumbscrews).[1] It quickly gained a wider general sense of "in a bind; in unfortunate inescapable circumstances". When the verb "to screw" gained a sexual connotation in the early 1700's,[2] it joined the long-lasting association of sexual imagery as a metaphor for domination, leading to screwed gaining synonyms like **** and shagged. On a more general note, this is a prime example of the frequent tendency for verb participles to evolve into adjectives.
    The sense meaning "intoxicated" is from the early 1800's, and is associated with the term screwy, and the idiom to have a screw loose.[1]

    Adjective

    screwed (comparative more screwed, superlative most screwed)

    (slang) beset with unfortunate circumstances that seem difficult or impossible to overcome; in imminent danger.

    They found out about our betrayal, so now we're screwed.

    (slang, UK) intoxicated.
    Usage notes

    Often employed as a bowdlerization, or substitution, for ****.

    Synonyms

    (beset): ****, shagged (British)

    Derived terms

    screwed, blued and tattooed / screwed, glued and tattooed

    Translations
    [show ?]beset with unfortunate circumstances
    [show ?]slang: intoxicated

    The translations below need to be checked and inserted above into the appropriate translation tables, removing any numbers. Numbers do not necessarily match those in definitions. See instructions at Help:How to check translations.

    [show ?]Translations to be checked
    See also

    screwed up

    Usage notes

    Because the sexual act as a metaphor for domination is a frequent association for the term 'screwed', it is potentially offensive in polite circles.
    Verb

    screwed

    simple past tense and past participle of screw

    He screwed the boards together tightly.
    I got screwed at the swap meet yesterday.

    References

    "screw (n.)" in the Online Etymology Dictionary, Douglas Harper, 2001
    ^ "screw (v.)" in the Online Etymology Dictionary, Douglas Harper, 2001

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  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae:
    rsherman24:
    Ata Boy JD. Teaching some math skills.
    And your math skills are up to par??? :):):)
    Nicely done jd.
    Its that forum math. Perfectly acceptable. LOL!
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  • jsnakejsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    RCY Cigars:
    jsnake:
    Haha!


    Hilarious, huh Jake! I still have your addy you know??...
    Nevermind this sh!# ain't funny. Bad jd50ae
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jsnake:
    RCY Cigars:
    jsnake:
    Haha!


    Hilarious, huh Jake! I still have your addy you know??...
    Nevermind this sh!# aunt5 funny. Bad jd50ae


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