Mr. Owens Why??
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Well, I have no clue who this is or why they decided to toss a grenade at me. However, I would love to know who gave you my addy. Nevertheless, thank you for your generosity. It will be returned, Tennessee is not safe 
. On to the best part of this thread, check it out and thank you again Sir. Oh before I forget, I can count, I don't know the meaning of the calculator. But my son says thank you for it and I want you to know Im going to show you how I interpret it ??
. On to the best part of this thread, check it out and thank you again Sir. Oh before I forget, I can count, I don't know the meaning of the calculator. But my son says thank you for it and I want you to know Im going to show you how I interpret it ??
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Hilarious, huh Jake! I still have your addy you know??...
My favorite cigar list here
And don't you or anyone else on this forum tell me about your math skills.....they don't exist
Like the bag says, they all need some rest....especially the "Miami". I just smoked a Toro that was 2 months old and it was greatly improved, the first third was great, but I won't light another for 2 more months.
Have your son show you how to use the calculator by using 5 as the main numeral, you know, the same number of fingers and toes on each appendage
Sir, I'm flattered that you thought enough to bomb me. I really am and I'm going to prove it. My job has me occupied more than usual this year. But, things are slowing down and I hope to be fixture in the forum once again. You guys are still amazing
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Look up screwed in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.
Screwed may refer to:
Fastened with a screw
Slang for having pressure or stress exerted as if having a screw driven in
Slang for fornication
Film and TV
Screwed (2000 film), a comedy starring Norm Macdonald, Dave Chappelle and Danny DeVito
Screwed (2011 film), a British drama directed by Reg Traviss
Screwed, a 2011 film featuring Shane Warren Jones
Screwed: The Truth About Life as a Prison Officer, a 2008 book by Ronnie Thompson, basis for the 2011 British film
Music
Screwed (music) or chopped and screwed, a technique of remixing hip hop music
"Screwed", a song by Paris Hilton from Paris (Paris Hilton album)
screwed Contents
1 English
1.1 Pronunciation
1.2 Etymology
1.3 Adjective
1.3.1 Usage notes
1.3.2 Synonyms
1.3.3 Derived terms
1.3.4 Translations
1.3.5 See also
1.3.6 Usage notes
1.4 Verb
1.5 References
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Etymology
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The modern sense of screwed originates in the mid-1600's with a sense of "to screw" as a means of "exerting pressure or coercion", probably in reference to instruments of torture (e.g. thumbscrews).[1] It quickly gained a wider general sense of "in a bind; in unfortunate inescapable circumstances". When the verb "to screw" gained a sexual connotation in the early 1700's,[2] it joined the long-lasting association of sexual imagery as a metaphor for domination, leading to screwed gaining synonyms like **** and shagged. On a more general note, this is a prime example of the frequent tendency for verb participles to evolve into adjectives.
The sense meaning "intoxicated" is from the early 1800's, and is associated with the term screwy, and the idiom to have a screw loose.[1]
Adjective
screwed (comparative more screwed, superlative most screwed)
(slang) beset with unfortunate circumstances that seem difficult or impossible to overcome; in imminent danger.
They found out about our betrayal, so now we're screwed.
(slang, UK) intoxicated.
Usage notes
Often employed as a bowdlerization, or substitution, for ****.
Synonyms
(beset): ****, shagged (British)
Derived terms
screwed, blued and tattooed / screwed, glued and tattooed
Translations
[show ?]beset with unfortunate circumstances
[show ?]slang: intoxicated
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See also
screwed up
Usage notes
Because the sexual act as a metaphor for domination is a frequent association for the term 'screwed', it is potentially offensive in polite circles.
Verb
screwed
simple past tense and past participle of screw
He screwed the boards together tightly.
I got screwed at the swap meet yesterday.
References
"screw (n.)" in the Online Etymology Dictionary, Douglas Harper, 2001
^ "screw (v.)" in the Online Etymology Dictionary, Douglas Harper, 2001
Its that forum math. Perfectly acceptable. LOL!
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