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ChemnitzChemnitz Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭
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...and I'm no longer a newb.

I don't know if I can handle the responsibility! :(

When you're a newb life is wonderful! :)
You can say dumb things
You can ask dumb questions
You can send lousy bombs
You can even mangle Steve Please's name
And BOTL's are forgiving and everything is okay

But after 500 posts you can sponsor a newb, which means you have to send something better than the newb does. The pressure!
You're expected to know the answers
You're expected to have a humidor filled with cc's, smoke them every other day, and still complain about them
You're expected to do amazing, original bombing raids on multiple targets at once
Somehow, magically, you're supposed become supercool, like Shizz

The pressure is getting to me
I'm scared
So very, very scared
Not really - having a lot of fun - thanks for listening

Comments

  • RainRain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    Life lesson...you never have to stop saying dumb things. Quote that.;)
  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 7,212 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No one will ever be as cool as Shizz. Congrats though. Good having you around

    My favorite cigar list here

  • AshMeAshMe Posts: 318 ✭
    Anyone work at a newspaper or other media? That poem needs to be published!
    "Do you smoke? Mind if I do?"  - Genie, in Aladdin. 
  • WaltBasilWaltBasil Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    ...and I'm no longer a newb.

    I don't know if I can handle the responsibility! :(

    When your a newb life is wonderful! :)
    You can say dumb things
    You can ask dumb questions
    You can send lousy bombs
    You can even mangle Steve Please's name
    And BOTL's are forgiving and everything is okay

    But after 500 posts you can sponsor a newb, which means you have to send something better than the newb does. The pressure!
    You're expected to know the answers
    You're expected to have a humidor filled with cc's, smoke them every other day, and still complain about them
    You're expected to do amazing, original bombing raids on multiple targets at once
    Somehow, magically, you're supposed become supercool, like Shizz

    The pressure is getting to me
    I'm scared
    So very, very scared
    Not really - having a lot of fun - thanks for listening

    you also get to have a really cool Avatar. Oh wait. You already did.
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    ...and I'm no longer a newb.

    I don't know if I can handle the responsibility! :(

    When your a newb life is wonderful! :)
    You can say dumb things
    You can ask dumb questions
    You can send lousy bombs
    You can even mangle Steve Please's name
    And BOTL's are forgiving and everything is okay

    But after 500 posts you can sponsor a newb, which means you have to send something better than the newb does. The pressure!
    You're expected to know the answers
    You're expected to have a humidor filled with cc's, smoke them every other day, and still complain about them
    You're expected to do amazing, original bombing raids on multiple targets at once
    Somehow, magically, you're supposed become supercool, like Shizz

    The pressure is getting to me
    I'm scared
    So very, very scared
    Not really - having a lot of fun - thanks for listening

    Quick, someone change my post count to 490.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • FireRobFireRob Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭
    500 is the magic number??! I am screwed then! I didn't know I was suposed to be able to do all the above and no longer be a noob. If what you say is true, since I am over 1k, I must be an official member of the FOG group and know EVERYTHING!!! Good thing every one of my post was as serious as could be and not a single one could be qualified as a fluff post...
  • FireRobFireRob Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭
    Oh and congrats on the big 5-0-0
  • FireRobFireRob Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭
    FireRob:
    Oh and congrats on the big 5-0-0
    Wait that one might be considered a fluff post. Will someone please subtract one from my post count?

    Ah crap this prob counts as one also, make that two subtracted from my count please (as a new member of the Profesonal Cigar Stud of Cigar Knowledge Association I need to stay accurate and not deceive a new noob)
  • Darktower007Darktower007 Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭✭
    Congratulations on the post count! They add up quick!,
  • edelrionycedelrionyc Posts: 361 ✭✭✭
    I've been a member for years, come on here everyday to read the posts, contribute once in a while, and i'm happy to hear that i'm still considered a newb because i'm not over 500 posts..... I have to step up my commenting game.... At my right i'll be below 500 for another two or three years....
  • smoke_em_if_you_got_emsmoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Man I thought this thread was the start of you sending out 500 cigars....#sodisappointed
  • No_one21No_one21 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭
    Congrats you're a big boy now! Time to get big boy bombed lol
  • ChemnitzChemnitz Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭
    smoke em if you got em:
    Man I thought this thread was the start of you sending out 500 cigars....#sodisappointed
    No, sorry to disappoint. Your awesome record is safe.

  • smoke_em_if_you_got_emsmoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    smoke em if you got em:
    Man I thought this thread was the start of you sending out 500 cigars....#sodisappointed
    No, sorry to disappoint. Your awesome record is safe.

    It's all good mate!
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