Who killed my mail lady?

Which one of you basterds killed my mail lady? No one on my street got any mail yesterday. I figured a device detonated early in her truck or she said f this when she realized the explosive contents of a box. A day without mail is sad and makes me feel lonely. Curses to you. Now to plan an epic and eloborate way to mess with you guys.

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  • jsnake
    jsnake ✭✭✭✭✭
    You guys are lucky she showed up today and all is alright in the world.
  • Chemnitz
    Chemnitz ✭✭✭
    Be careful, could be a fembot replacement
  • jsnake
    jsnake ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    Be careful, could be a fembot replacement
    If she is she is stealing my packages I am sure.
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie ✭✭✭✭✭
    jsnake:
    Chemnitz:
    Be careful, could be a fembot replacement
    If she is she is stealing my packages I am sure.
    What's that Jake? Not getting enough packages? Hmmmm....
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • The3Stogies
    The3Stogies ✭✭✭✭
    jsnake:
    Which one of you basterds killed my mail lady? No one on my street got any mail yesterday. I figured a device detonated early in her truck or she said f this when she realized the explosive contents of a box. A day without mail is sad and makes me feel lonely. Curses to you. Now to plan an epic and eloborate way to mess with you guys.