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Official Sock Porn Thread

90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Loveland, COPosts: 12,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
So I figured it might be fun to start an official sock porn thread and I wanted to break in my new Man United socks so here it is boys and girls. DZR I hope to see a new pic a day in here from the man who started this crazy shenanigans hahaha. No stogie stand since I can't find mine. Pretty sure the missus packed it away when we thought we were moving but will locate it later.

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"When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
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  • UnicornUnicorn ColoradoPosts: 464 ✭✭
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Loveland, COPosts: 12,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • jlmartajlmarta 50 miles from ParadisePosts: 7,474 ✭✭✭✭✭
    90+ Irishman:
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

    photo A59E5C9C-CDBA-4284-A226-1E1BDBF20AED.jpg

    Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Loveland, COPosts: 12,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
    BWAHAHAHAHA love your style Marty and thanks for the addition ;)
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • twistedstemtwistedstem jacksonville floridaPosts: 3,857 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jlmarta:
    90+ Irishman:
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

    photo A59E5C9C-CDBA-4284-A226-1E1BDBF20AED.jpg

    Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??
    ok now can you smoke it like that ????
    For a moment i dont even care.. Until i feel its hand on my neck

  • UnicornUnicorn ColoradoPosts: 464 ✭✭
    jlmarta:
    90+ Irishman:
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

    photo A59E5C9C-CDBA-4284-A226-1E1BDBF20AED.jpg

    Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??
    I'm a PT and I really just want to work on your scar. I cannot go anywhere without wanting to fix people. :)
  • twistedstemtwistedstem jacksonville floridaPosts: 3,857 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Unicorn:
    jlmarta:
    90+ Irishman:
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

    photo A59E5C9C-CDBA-4284-A226-1E1BDBF20AED.jpg

    Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??
    I'm a PT and I really just want to work on your scar. I cannot go anywhere without wanting to fix people. :)
    soo i ever tell you how i got these scars??
    For a moment i dont even care.. Until i feel its hand on my neck

  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Loveland, COPosts: 12,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Had this one on the back deck while my son was finger painting and his Momma was hanging and laughing :)

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    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    Bacon socks, I win!!
    photo avatar_1403619254354_zpsmzusishi.jpg
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Loveland, COPosts: 12,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Toombes:
    Bacon socks, I win!!
    photo avatar_1403619254354_zpsmzusishi.jpg
    Touch
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • jd50aejd50ae West Gnawed Pencil, TNPosts: 7,814 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jlmarta:
    90+ Irishman:
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

    Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??


    [email protected] you beat me to it.

  • UnicornUnicorn ColoradoPosts: 464 ✭✭
    twistedstem:
    Unicorn:
    jlmarta:
    90+ Irishman:
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

    photo A59E5C9C-CDBA-4284-A226-1E1BDBF20AED.jpg

    Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??
    I'm a PT and I really just want to work on your scar. I cannot go anywhere without wanting to fix people. :)
    soo i ever tell you how i got these scars??
    Is there a good story? I've never heard. Pretty new here!
  • jlmartajlmarta 50 miles from ParadisePosts: 7,474 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Unicorn:
    twistedstem:
    Unicorn:
    jlmarta:
    90+ Irishman:
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

    photo A59E5C9C-CDBA-4284-A226-1E1BDBF20AED.jpg

    Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??
    I'm a PT and I really just want to work on your scar. I cannot go anywhere without wanting to fix people. :)
    soo i ever tell you how i got these scars??
    Is there a good story? I've never heard. Pretty new here!

    This oughta be good! Twisted stem is gonna tell you how he got my scars?? I'm all ears.... LMAO
  • UnicornUnicorn ColoradoPosts: 464 ✭✭
    Ooh I missed that. Lol. Yes. Let's hear it!
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,699 ✭✭✭✭✭
    From what I can gather, this was the very first ever sockporn photo. From what my records show, it was taken 77 weeks ago. Notice the 3 main necessary ingredients that's needed to create these infamous photos of sockagery. Enjoy
    photo F18575E2-orig.png
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Loveland, COPosts: 12,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Man that is sexy ^^^^^
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,434 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nothing says sexy like Ted hose and hospital socks!!
    image
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Loveland, COPosts: 12,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bigshizza:
    Nothing says sexy like Ted hose and hospital socks!!
    image
    Sexy smoke, stogie stand and pantyhose Jim... But the socks could be better :P
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • ChemnitzChemnitz Brad in Austin, TXPosts: 1,300 ✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    From what I can gather, this was the very first ever sockporn photo. From what my records show, it was taken 77 weeks ago. Notice the 3 main necessary ingredients that's needed to create these infamous photos of sockagery. Enjoy
    photo F18575E2-orig.png
    Finally, a professional! Was about to give up on this thread.
  • jlmartajlmarta 50 miles from ParadisePosts: 7,474 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Here's a professional oldfart's version of sock porn:

    photo 19469519-35B5-4BA1-8873-CE3272CBBAE4.jpg
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Loveland, COPosts: 12,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nice!!!! Ernesto does some brilliant smokes! Hope you enjoyed Marty!
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • UnicornUnicorn ColoradoPosts: 464 ✭✭
    photo 279A2FC4-F75A-4BDC-9369-280D5954FDF9.jpg I don't do socks.
  • RainRain Posts: 8,960 ✭✭✭
    B+
  • UnicornUnicorn ColoradoPosts: 464 ✭✭
    Rain:
    B+
    What makes an A?
  • jlmartajlmarta 50 miles from ParadisePosts: 7,474 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Unicorn:
    photo 279A2FC4-F75A-4BDC-9369-280D5954FDF9.jpg I don't do socks.

    Well, socks are one thing... But, uh, ya know, the bleepin' cigar is s'posed to be LIT.....!! I mean, anybody can lay an unlit stick on their ankle. SMOKIN' em is what cigars are all about.. LOL
  • twistedstemtwistedstem jacksonville floridaPosts: 3,857 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jlmarta:
    Unicorn:
    twistedstem:
    Unicorn:
    jlmarta:
    90+ Irishman:
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

    photo A59E5C9C-CDBA-4284-A226-1E1BDBF20AED.jpg

    Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??
    I'm a PT and I really just want to work on your scar. I cannot go anywhere without wanting to fix people. :)
    soo i ever tell you how i got these scars??
    Is there a good story? I've never heard. Pretty new here!

    This oughta be good! Twisted stem is gonna tell you how he got my scars?? I'm all ears.... LMAO
    well if i remeber correctly was the summer of 83 or was it 84?anyway me and JAY were working as rustabouts for the felini brothers circus.we where on route to our next venue when this huge storm comes upon us and throws us about for a good couple hours.finally when the smoke clears there we are on some guys farm.in the midst of accesing all the damage Jay finds the lion has escaped his cage and found his way into the farmers house.knowing that lion cant resisit a little sock porn jay decides to lure him back with is sexy sockage unfortunately it did not turn out well for him!!
    For a moment i dont even care.. Until i feel its hand on my neck

  • UnicornUnicorn ColoradoPosts: 464 ✭✭
    jlmarta:
    Unicorn:
    photo 279A2FC4-F75A-4BDC-9369-280D5954FDF9.jpg I don't do socks.

    Well, socks are one thing... But, uh, ya know, the bleepin' cigar is s'posed to be LIT.....!! I mean, anybody can lay an unlit stick on their ankle. SMOKIN' em is what cigars are all about.. LOL
    I lit it outside, then tried out that V herf thing y'all are always talking about. Fun!
  • jlmartajlmarta 50 miles from ParadisePosts: 7,474 ✭✭✭✭✭
    twistedstem:
    jlmarta:
    Unicorn:
    twistedstem:
    Unicorn:
    jlmarta:
    90+ Irishman:
    Unicorn:
    Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate. :)
    Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

    photo A59E5C9C-CDBA-4284-A226-1E1BDBF20AED.jpg

    Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??
    I'm a PT and I really just want to work on your scar. I cannot go anywhere without wanting to fix people. :)
    soo i ever tell you how i got these scars??
    Is there a good story? I've never heard. Pretty new here!

    This oughta be good! Twisted stem is gonna tell you how he got my scars?? I'm all ears.... LMAO
    well if i remeber correctly was the summer of 83 or was it 84?anyway me and JAY were working as rustabouts for the felini brothers circus.we where on route to our next venue when this huge storm comes upon us and throws us about for a good couple hours.finally when the smoke clears there we are on some guys farm.in the midst of accesing all the damage Jay finds the lion has escaped his cage and found his way into the farmers house.knowing that lion cant resisit a little sock porn jay decides to lure him back with is sexy sockage unfortunately it did not turn out well for him!!

    By golly, that's right! I remember it all, now. Nicely done, Vance. At least it's a lot better story than a 5-way bypass..... ??
  • jimmyv723jimmyv723 Niagara Falls, NYPosts: 1,885 ✭✭✭
    Unicorn:
    photo 279A2FC4-F75A-4BDC-9369-280D5954FDF9.jpg I don't do socks.


    Like I didn't want to try the Melanio enough as it was :)
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  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 7,749 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jlmarta:
    Unicorn:
    photo 279A2FC4-F75A-4BDC-9369-280D5954FDF9.jpg I don't do socks.

    Well, socks are one thing... But, uh, ya know, the bleepin' cigar is s'posed to be LIT.....!! I mean, anybody can lay an unlit stick on their ankle. SMOKIN' em is what cigars are all about.. LOL
    Well at least you fellers got to see the the pic. All I see is "Sorry, this person has moved or deleted this image"

    :(
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