After reading these threads the one thing I realized I should do with my vast and copious amounts of imaginary winnings is to buy a box of Backwoods!!!!
I would open the greatest tattoo studio ever imagined, complete with an indoor skate park and a stage area for bands to play. There would likely be a cigar lounge and full service bar in it as well. Oh, and I'd buy(hire, whatever) a couple of midgets to be my personal assistants.
with the left over money after taxes...I would give a couple million the upstanding churches in my community, donate another million or so to charities like The Navigators, World Vision, Air 1 Radio, Project AK-47, and possibly a few others. I would then give a 10-20k to my family and good friends and with the little I have rest I would buy a "fix me up" property with a few acres, a GOF 2006 churchill by carlito and sit on my porch smoking and watching the sunset.
I would open the greatest tattoo studio ever imagined, complete with an indoor skate park and a stage area for bands to play. There would likely be a cigar lounge and full service bar in it as well. Oh, and I'd buy(hire, whatever) a couple of midgets to be my personal assistants.
I would open the greatest tattoo studio ever imagined, complete with an indoor skate park and a stage area for bands to play. There would likely be a cigar lounge and full service bar in it as well. Oh, and I'd buy(hire, whatever) a couple of midgets to be my personal assistants.
LMAO ...why midgets ???
The real question is why he isn't hiring strippers instead. And midgets are funny.
I'd buy a cherry 63 Splitwindow Stingray, a vintage Gibson Les Paul, my wife a boob job and lots of cigars. Invest the rest and live off the interest.
lol, would she be down with that?
If she's not down with it, with a few million I'm sure he could find himself another one who is.
Guess I'll add what I would do. If won 1-10 million I would go back to school and become a dentist, and start a practice. If I hit one of those mega 100+ million jack pots then I would buy a penthouse in NYC that i would use as a home base. House on the beach (Jersey Shore). Then spend my time traveling. Maybe get into drag-racing.
Oh and most important get myself a membership to the Grand Havana Room in New York.
I would open the greatest tattoo studio ever imagined, complete with an indoor skate park and a stage area for bands to play. There would likely be a cigar lounge and full service bar in it as well. Oh, and I'd buy(hire, whatever) a couple of midgets to be my personal assistants.
LMAO ...why midgets ???
The real question is....why not midgets? And one of them would go everywhere with me, dressed exactly like I am (which would primarily be zoot suits). His only job would be to smoke cigars constantly and only say, "Mmmyaaa seeeeee!" in a really bad Bugsy imitation voice. Man, I need to win the lotto.
I would open the greatest tattoo studio ever imagined, complete with an indoor skate park and a stage area for bands to play. There would likely be a cigar lounge and full service bar in it as well. Oh, and I'd buy(hire, whatever) a couple of midgets to be my personal assistants.
LMAO ...why midgets ???
The real question is....why not midgets? And one of them would go everywhere with me, dressed exactly like I am (which would primarily be zoot suits). His only job would be to smoke cigars constantly and only say, "Mmmyaaa seeeeee!" in a really bad Bugsy imitation voice. Man, I need to win the lotto.
I would "negotiate" with SallieMae for a payoff and then send in a check that 85% of what we agreed(mean I know, but you have not received 21 phone calls from them(between cell and home phones))
I would build a new house on our property where we currently live and absorbing a few extra lots.
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"Long ashes my friends."
LMAO ...why midgets ???
Guess I'll add what I would do.
If won 1-10 million I would go back to school and become a dentist, and start a practice.
If I hit one of those mega 100+ million jack pots then I would buy a penthouse in NYC that i would use as a home base. House on the beach (Jersey Shore). Then spend my time traveling. Maybe get into drag-racing.
Oh and most important get myself a membership to the Grand Havana Room in New York.
I can just see that Tony ! ROFLMAO