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The Notorious Cuban Cohiba Esplendidos (results w/ pics)

danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
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Some of you know that I'm a huge Cohiba fan. I mean crazy huge fan. I wanted to name my dog Cohiba but my daughter was like, EFF that his name is Frankie.
Now forget the Behike the Siglos and even the Comador. Esplendidos is what it's all about. When you smoke one of these, you say to yourself ,"why isn't Michael Jordan and Tony Montana sitting next to me right now?" That's how baller status this cigar is. The level of ballerness is so high it makes me wonder. Why? What makes this cigar so ballerfied? Let's find out shall we?


Thank you Jiunn for giving me this cigar in the Gang War bombs.
photo 370D0623-orig.jpg


Although it was well constructed, we got stems as long as the cigar itself, Awesome! This cigar was so flaky I bet it would have been a 20 min smoke. The filler was all over the place. Long, short, crumbly, flaky etc. Smelled like dried grass and leaves. It wasn't off putting, just meh. ...... What a mess

Thanks again Jiunn.

photo D6C44D19-orig.jpg
photo 1E88776C-orig.jpg
"It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR

Comments

  • jliujliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    you cut me. you cut me real deep
  • lcpleellcpleel Posts: 3,455 ✭✭✭
    What an asshat. I'll trade you a Mexico LE Cohiba
  • Glock1975Glock1975 Posts: 5,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
    U don't have the ballz to do it Mr. Cohiba
  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭
    +1^^^
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • jbohonjbohon Posts: 980 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This reminds me of a car wreck. You never want to see one but you just can't look away.

    “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f@$# with me, I’ll kill you all.” -Gen. James Mattis, USMC
  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lol, great enology.
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • matkn293matkn293 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I just shed a tear!

    Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!

    Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!


  • smoke_em_if_you_got_emsmoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You are sick Daniel. Seek help!
  • matkn293matkn293 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I think he is on the X-Acto payroll. See how neatly placed the logo is. I really hope they are paying you well!

    Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!

    Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!


  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jliu:
    you cut me. you cut me real deep
    lol you said deep
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • roland_7707roland_7707 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭
    Do it, do it, do it. Im not one for following the crowd.
    One God, One Truth
  • dr_frankenstein56dr_frankenstein56 Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭
    agh this is sweet! open her up! strech a little lace and leather across it too... take a few black and white photos... now were talking!

    Aj
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So much unnecessary violence in this world. No wonder our kids are so screwed up.
  • jgibvjgibv Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    Let's find out shall we?
    image

    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

  • Poker_SlobPoker_Slob Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I just shed a single tear.
  • Darktower007Darktower007 Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭✭
    Man that's a lot of stems!
  • denniskingdennisking Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭
    Do it again Do it again
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    What no diaper scraps?
    Money can't buy taste
  • jbohonjbohon Posts: 980 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Darktower007:
    Man that's a lot of stems!
    that's what I was thinking. Not what I expected to see at all.

    “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f@$# with me, I’ll kill you all.” -Gen. James Mattis, USMC
  • AshMeAshMe Posts: 318 ✭
    jbohon:
    Darktower007:
    Man that's a lot of stems!
    that's what I was thinking. Not what I expected to see at all.
    ditto. I showed the pictures to a cuban buddy here at work (I'm in Miami) and he was shocked. He couldn't believe it. We both wonder if cohiba is going to ****. Although, he said he is skeptical if that is an authentic cohiba because the wrapper looks a little too dark to be a traditional cohiba. But I dunno.... I'm no expert.
    "Do you smoke? Mind if I do?"  - Genie, in Aladdin. 
  • AshMeAshMe Posts: 318 ✭
    Supposedly Castro quit smoking, so maybe they dont have an incentive to make premium smokes anymore. Latin industries for you. Always looking to screw the consumer.
    "Do you smoke? Mind if I do?"  - Genie, in Aladdin. 
  • Gray4linesGray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I dont think stems indicate quality.
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    Gray4lines:
    I dont think stems indicate quality.
    stems are full of flavored unfortunately they do not burn well...padron adds stems to make it more flavorful...to some this is bad but if you do t have burn issues then your good
    Money can't buy taste
  • thedjfish@comcast.netthedjfish@comcast.net Posts: 1,692 ✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    Some of you know that I'm a huge Cohiba fan. I mean crazy huge fan. I wanted to name my dog Cohiba but my daughter was like, EFF that his name is Frankie.
    Now forget the Behike the Siglos and even the Comador. Esplendidos is what it's all about. When you smoke one of these, you say to yourself ,"why isn't Michael Jordan and Tony Montana sitting next to me right now?" That's how baller status this cigar is. The level of ballerness is so high it makes me wonder. Why? What makes this cigar so ballerfied? Let's find out shall we?


    Thank you Jiunn for giving me this cigar in the Gang War bombs.
    photo 370D0623-orig.jpg


    Although it was well constructed, we got stems as long as the cigar itself, Awesome! This cigar was so flaky I bet it would have been a 20 min smoke. The filler was all over the place. Long, short, crumbly, flaky etc. Smelled like dried grass and leaves. It wasn't off putting, just meh. ...... What a mess

    Thanks again Jiunn.

    photo D6C44D19-orig.jpg
    photo 1E88776C-orig.jpg
    dude you need a new hobby, this cutting thing is not good for you
  • blutattooblutattoo Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    Apparently Padron was onto something
  • Edna20Edna20 Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You make Dexter look normal. At least he only cuts bad things.
    Team O'Donnell FTW!
  • Gray4linesGray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lee.mcglynn:
    Gray4lines:
    I dont think stems indicate quality.
    stems are full of flavored unfortunately they do not burn well...padron adds stems to make it more flavorful...to some this is bad but if you do t have burn issues then your good
    This was my understanding. They can be used to blend, you you have to be careful to makensure the blend still burns well
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sounds like I need to revisit a Padron
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • FireRobFireRob Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    Sounds like I need to revisit a Padron
    Someone send this guy a Millennium!
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    Sounds like I need to revisit a Padron
    Naw you need to slice up a Davidoff next. What was that song again... Oh yeah "Colt 45 and two zigzags and baby that's all you need.... Pick out the seeds and stems." See he's just doing what music tells him to and is picking out the stems ;)
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
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