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webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
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I admire a good howdy reply, like this:

How you been?
Busier than a one-armed wallpaper hanger with the hives. You?

My all time fave is:

How are ya doin?
Alright, I guess. Why? What have you heard?

or:
If I did any better, they would arrest me.

My newest concoction is:

If I'd known it was this much fun to get old, I would've got old while I was still young enough to enjoy it.

How bout you? Post yer favorite howdy riposte.

“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)

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  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Question: How's it going?

    Answers: Wellllll I'm walking on the right side of the dirt so it could be worse.
    Or...: living the dream. Though sometimes dreams are nightmares but hey whatever.
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • raisindotraisindot Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    Not ready to use this yet, but:

    Q. How's it going?

    A: Can't complain...'cause if I do the kids'll shove me off to the nursing home faster'n you can say "power of attorney."
  • TexvetTexvet Posts: 39 ✭
    Q: How's it going? A: Who wants to know?
  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Q: How are you? A: Better'n a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

    Q: how are you? A: better than nothing.

    Q: How are you? A: Just darned near perfect.

    I switch these around, depending on my mood. I also use this one occasionally:

    Q: How are you? A: Well, I'm still looking down at the grass instead of up at the roots....
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Well, I woke up. I guess that's good.
  • dr_frankenstein56dr_frankenstein56 Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭
    Q: Hows that car running? A: Sounds worse then two skeletons **** on a tin roof.

    Aj
  • LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 Posts: 3,767 ✭✭✭✭
    How are you?
    If I were any happier I would be a squirrel with 2 tails!

    What do you want for lunch?
    Im so hungry I could eat the tail off a south bound grizzly bear!
    Life is like a blind fiver. You never know what you're gonna get.
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's a tasty looking cinnamon roll. Where did you get it?


    F*ck off. Go get lit!
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What's up?
    Prices are up and quality is down... Everything but what you sell.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • MartelMartel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
    Everything sucks (I say it with a huge smile on my face), how are you?
    Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

    I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot.  I will smoke anything, though.
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A lady just stopped into my office. She got to talkin' about the weather...

    Q: How's the weather?

    A: It's raining like pourin' piss from a boot.
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Puff_Dougie:
    A lady just stopped into my office. She got to talkin' about the weather...

    Q: How's the weather?

    A: It's raining like pourin' piss from a boot.

    Some "lady"...... ??
  • FireRobFireRob Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭
    Hot ain't it?
    yep, hotter then two rats doing the nasty inside a wool sock on a Tuesday in mid July.
  • TexvetTexvet Posts: 39 ✭
    Q: How happy? A: Happier then a little boy with two peters!
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