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C-LOVEC-LOVE Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭
Saw this the other day, thought some of you fellas might need it.

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  • Man, this is hilarious. The wife and I cracked up watching this.
    "There's three parts to making a great cigar. There's the science and the know-how, the experience. There's the art, which is the judgment call, that feel that you know exactly what to do. But there's something else: the inspiration. And I consider that very spiritual."

  • Glock1975Glock1975 Posts: 5,119 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Damn Straight.
  • wahooschockwahooschock home is where my pack isPosts: 799 ✭✭✭
    Lol. Anyone else notice that the transgenders are less crazy than the unicorns?
    I love my pack and a good community (cigars/Vape)
    "I'm at the point in my life where if it doesn't taste good,I'm not putting it in my mouth"
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Mr. Rogers NeighborhoodPosts: 4,592 ✭✭✭✭✭
    LOL! How has Jamie not commented on this yet? ;^)
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,616 ✭✭✭
    ...this zone is made up of redheads and girls named "Tiffany" and hairdressers...
  • Tyland64Tyland64 Posts: 716
    MY wife had tears in her eyes from laughing so hard. This is great.
  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 5,016 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You just can't beat science.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)



    Unmitigated risk aversion is the new Puritanism; complete with witch hunts funny outfits and humorless preachers thundering doom. The Deity is Safety; Satan is a Lawyer; but the object is the same: to suck the life out of life and tell you how to live it.
  • C-LOVEC-LOVE Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭
    kuzi16:
    ...this zone is made up of redheads and girls named "Tiffany" and hairdressers...
    That would be the "Danger Zone", lol
  • brianetz1brianetz1 St. Louis, MOPosts: 4,132 ✭✭✭
    C-LOVE:
    kuzi16:
    ...this zone is made up of redheads and girls named "Tiffany" and hairdressers...
    That would be the "Danger Zone", lol
    I posted this a while ago, and passed it onto my son. I have had pop quizes and tests on it ever since. He now stays away from girls named Tiffany.
  • Big''nBall''nBig''nBall''n Lincoln, NEPosts: 789 ✭✭✭✭
    I have shown this to some of my male co-workers it's awesome lol
    The Names Ball'n.... Big'nBall'n! 
  • UnicornUnicorn ColoradoPosts: 464 ✭✭
    Puff_Dougie:
    LOL! How has Jamie not commented on this yet? ;^)
    And here I am! I'm low on the crazy axis I like to think... but I am a strawberry blonde. I love how all women start at 4 crazy.

    Unicorn zone is where its at.
  • C-LOVEC-LOVE Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭
    Unicorn:
    Puff_Dougie:
    LOL! How has Jamie not commented on this yet? ;^)
    And here I am! I'm low on the crazy axis I like to think... but I am a strawberry blonde. I love how all women start at 4 crazy.

    Unicorn zone is where its at.
    Be careful, someone might try to capture and study you, that is in fact if u are a true Unicorn, and not a dude.
  • UnicornUnicorn ColoradoPosts: 464 ✭✭
    Scary. I'll start taking Krav Maga lessons again.
  • wahooschockwahooschock home is where my pack isPosts: 799 ✭✭✭
    Unicorn:
    Scary. I'll start taking Krav Maga lessons again.
    Lol destroy their testicles
    I love my pack and a good community (cigars/Vape)
    "I'm at the point in my life where if it doesn't taste good,I'm not putting it in my mouth"
  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 5,016 ✭✭✭✭✭
    wahooschock:
    Unicorn:
    Scary. I'll start taking Krav Maga lessons again.
    Lol destroy their testicles
    No need to destroy them. It's enough to empty them.

    Then their wallets.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)



    Unmitigated risk aversion is the new Puritanism; complete with witch hunts funny outfits and humorless preachers thundering doom. The Deity is Safety; Satan is a Lawyer; but the object is the same: to suck the life out of life and tell you how to live it.
  • UnicornUnicorn ColoradoPosts: 464 ✭✭
    webmost:
    wahooschock:
    Unicorn:
    Scary. I'll start taking Krav Maga lessons again.
    Lol destroy their testicles
    No need to destroy them. It's enough to empty them.

    Then their wallets.

    I'll let them do whatever they want with their balls as I'm sneaking out the house with my Unicorn shirt on.

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  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,597 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Unicorn:
    Scary. I'll start taking Krav Maga lessons again.
    Krav Maga is the art of defending yourself from 4 or more people jumping you right?
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • UnicornUnicorn ColoradoPosts: 464 ✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    Unicorn:
    Scary. I'll start taking Krav Maga lessons again.
    Krav Maga is the art of defending yourself from 4 or more people jumping you right?
    Uh, yes. Although I think I'm better one on one.
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