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Gang Violence in the Neighborhood...

Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
What the #@% is wrong with you people??? Come home early today to get some work done at home... Open the front door to check the mail and THIS is what I find...

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Open up the biggest box first only to discover that I have become the latest victim of the cursed Enola Gays!!! Are you kidding me???

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The return addy on the box says it's from ddubridge, but I'm thinking that is a decoy. Dang, those guys hit hard! Don't know how I got on their radar, but I vow to join the quest to uncover their true identity so that they can be brought to justice!

As if this was not enough destruction for one day, Bad Monkey decides to hit me for doing him a favor! Really dude? All I did was PM you 0patience's addy... err... I mean, send you a recipe for nachos... and you reward me with a kick in the pants?

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Seriously, great lookin' sticks and I haven't tried any of them before! Thanks for the cigars (and for the return addy)... And, we're still not done. A long range ballistic missile made its way from Alaska to my front porch because Brian decided that I deserved a booby prize for helping him identify a movie in the Movie Trivia Pass.

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Talk about hitting a brother when he's down! Note to self: Shut pie hole. Very nice selection, Brian! Thank you.

The final blow was struck by Roman, whom I have never provoked in any way or given any cause to lash out at me in such a brutal way! C'mon, dude! I saw your post a few days ago and laughed at the carnage that was about to be visited on several unsuspecting victims, never thinking for a second that one of them had my addy attached!

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No idea how I got on your radar, but thank you for these awesome looking sticks. I've never seen those Black Crowns before and can't wait to try them!

Put 'em all together and they spell.... K-A-B-O-O-M!!! I have been destroyed. The Neighborhood is a pile of rubble.

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"When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Comments

  • WaltBasilWaltBasil Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    Dang Puff! CLEAR!
  • wahooschockwahooschock Posts: 792 ✭✭✭
    WOW.
    I love my pack and a good community (cigars/Vape)
    "I'm at the point in my life where if it doesn't taste good,I'm not putting it in my mouth"
  • StubbleStubble Posts: 8,985 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You got destroyed!
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • TridentTrident Posts: 2,562 ✭✭✭✭
    its my way of saying welcome back. You did provoke, just thanking you for saying hi on my post. Hope youve been well
  • EulogyEulogy Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What an asskicking.
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    Fvck them Enola gay guys!!
    Money can't buy taste
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You'll be busy buddy! Enjoy! Well done!
  • smoke_em_if_you_got_emsmoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Smoke up Dougie....some awesome hits there on a well deserving BOTL
  • SleevePlzSleevePlz Posts: 6,249 ✭✭✭✭
    That is just awesome!
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I was gonna say ..... there are no Dodgers games going on right now.
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • EchambersEchambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That is just beautiful!!
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Echambers:
    That is just beautiful!!
    Bite me!
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • Darktower007Darktower007 Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭✭
    Wow! It's just pure carnage as of late!
  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,509 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Excellent destruction.
  • curtpickcurtpick Posts: 2,757 ✭✭✭
    Ya Enola is on the prowl again Doug. Btw they left your return addy on the box they sent me. Looks like you were beat senseless my man !
    Family, Friends, Golf, Cigars, Fine Whiskey, Good beer.... is there anything else ?  Follow on instagram @crguy1961
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    curtpick:
    Ya Enola is on the prowl again Doug. Btw they left your return addy on the box they sent me. Looks like you were beat senseless my man !
    Mine had ddubridge's return addy... their previous target. Postal code says it originated in Anderson, SC. What about yours? These guys need to be dealt with!
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • Glock1975Glock1975 Posts: 5,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Enola and his friends all In 1 day. Crazzzzzzzzzzzy
  • Bad_MonkeyBad_Monkey Posts: 110
    that's pretty funny! looks like some recon jarheads called in an airstrike
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bad Monkey:
    that's pretty funny! looks like some recon jarheads called in an airstrike
    It was more like a carpet bombing. Y'all pretty much levelled my block. Seriously blown away by the generosity of this place. Wish I could go to Chicago and buy everybody a smoke and a brew.
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • Tyland64Tyland64 Posts: 712
    It is so wonderful seeing a nice guy get handed his a$$. Great job Enola ! Just think Doug, the holidays are right around the corner.
  • jimmyv723jimmyv723 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭
    Tyland64:
    It is so wonderful seeing a nice guy get handed his a$$. Great job Enola ! Just think Doug, the holidays are right around the corner.

    Totally agree and it's even better when it's a multiple hit like that too.
    Ken Light 3K MOW Badge - 8/14
    2015 Gang War - East Coast
    Enola Gay - Target #29
     
  • jimmyv723jimmyv723 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭
    Sorry, Double Post
    Ken Light 3K MOW Badge - 8/14
    2015 Gang War - East Coast
    Enola Gay - Target #29
     
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