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Christmas Caption Contest - Winner!!

ChemnitzChemnitz Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭
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Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nice hat dad.
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    im not compensating for anything at all
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  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's the only type of brown log hanging from the tree that gets me excited....
    Or...
    You know what they say, Xmas only comes once a year, but My Father comes again and again. Waiiiiiiit a second, nevermind ignore that.
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    GET LIT SON! snowman, cigar ...... pretty lights
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • BrianakBrianak Posts: 255 ✭
    This bomb is for you!
  • mmccartneydcmmccartneydc Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭
    Look at the new release from My Father! Its a 24in ring gauge!
  • LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 Posts: 3,767 ✭✭✭✭
    My Father Who art in Humidor,
    Hallowed by thy band.
    When smoking one,
    The pleasure comes.
    In flavor as if in heaven.
    Life is like a blind fiver. You never know what you're gonna get.
  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 7,212 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Does this look like a corn cob pipe to you dumbass?

    My favorite cigar list here

  • flowbeeflowbee Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭
    Yo Rudolph,
    Got a lite????
  • brianetz1brianetz1 Posts: 4,134 ✭✭✭
    The Shizz even bombed the ornaments for Christmas.
  • MartelMartel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
    If I could pick my nose, it'd be this over a carrot.
    Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

    I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot.  I will smoke anything, though.
  • jimmyv723jimmyv723 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭
    Who's Your Daddy!
    Ken Light 3K MOW Badge - 8/14
    2015 Gang War - East Coast
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  • smoke_em_if_you_got_emsmoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Uhhh I can't remember wrapped or unwrapped for storage!
  • WaltBasilWaltBasil Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    "I've got your Christmas. Right heeyar..."
  • Retircs1Retircs1 Posts: 453 ✭
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    HELP MR. BELL!!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!
  • Retircs1Retircs1 Posts: 453 ✭
    rsherman24:
    Does this look like a corn cob pipe to you dumbass?
    LOL No it is not please give to the lady in the restroom lol
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've got a few more captions that came to mind, can we do several or is there a limit or what?
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • ChemnitzChemnitz Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭
    90+ Irishman:
    I've got a few more captions that came to mind, can we do several or is there a limit or what?
    The more the merrier! Many funny ones so far - keep em comin.
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    What the heck how did this get here?! I swear I was simply distracted by the waitress... Those eyes.
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • No_one21No_one21 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭
    Wow these big ring gauges are getting ridiculous!
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    Greatttttt now we even have ornaments that say; "Gimmie those long and skinnies!"
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    Hey look, even the ornaments on Briantz1's tree wins free swag..... Well time to go home Briantz WON.
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • variant2variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    Good to see an OOTL (ornament of the leaf) hang around and enjoy a cigar. 
    Cнeerѕ! Moтнerғυcĸer
  • jimmyv723jimmyv723 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭
    And the Gift Card on the box said, "To Sno... From Ro"
    Ken Light 3K MOW Badge - 8/14
    2015 Gang War - East Coast
    Enola Gay - Target #29
     
  • StubbleStubble Posts: 8,988 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cue Tony Montana..."Say hello to my little friend".
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    This is my father...I might be adopted
    Money can't buy taste
  • MorganGeoMorganGeo Posts: 2,230 ✭✭✭✭✭
    'You think I could get a smaller ring gauge? Anybody? Come on...anybody?'
  • phishstyxphishstyx Posts: 110 ✭
    "Oh no, you don't. If you want something, take the tie, unless you think I need it."
  • First_WarriorFirst_Warrior Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ah, soft flame or torch?
  • Glock1975Glock1975 Posts: 5,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Merry Christmas!!! From Juinn's camera.
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