Cat memes (& etc.) thread

jgibv

RULES

1) Post anything cat related here.
Memes / pics / videos / gifs / etc is all OK

2) No DOGS! Those go in a different thread.

3) Morning, afternoon, and tonight cat related material *only!*
(Evening, midnight, or nautical twilight cat related material goes in different threads.)

4) Tomorrow cats are allowed. No yesterday cats.





Let's get it started with a video from the ewe-toobz:


http://youtu.be/qpl5mOAXNl4

jgibv

and kudos to you all who got this rolling in the general discussion section even though cats are *OBVIOUSLY* NCR material.
smh at you noobs

Jetmech_63:

jd50ae:

pelirrojo:

We really needed a cat memes thread around here.

jd50ae:

Stubble

jgibv

Stubble:

raccoons are basically cats with a mask on so i'll allow it.

*hug back*



joke time!!!

A guy brings a raccoon home , tells his wife it's a pet.

She asks , "Where are you going to keep it?"

He repies , "In the bedroom."

"But what about that horrible nasty smell?", she asks.

"I got used to you , I'm sure he will too!"



heyyy-ooooo

Gray4lines

This cat lives at the Makers Mark distillery in Loretto, KY

Gray4lines

This cat lives at the Woodford Reserve distillery. He was 22 or so at the time (Jul 2013).

Gray4lines

This cat lives at my house. His name is Alton (Alton Brown namesake). He likes cigars.

jgibv

Gray4lines:

This cat lives at the Woodford Reserve distillery. He was 22 or so at the time (Jul 2013).

after seeing your maker's mark cat i was just about to ask if you had seen the woodford cat as well...(then i scrolled down and see you are 1 step ahead) .... .that is 1 fat cat btw.

Gray4lines:

This cat lives at my house. His name is Alton (Alton Brown namesake). He likes cigars.

looks like he is also a fan of brown liquor. he could be friends with those other 2 ^^^^

Rain

pelirrojo

John, you've answered my little kitty prayers.

Then nasty atheist cat rained on my parade. What a d!ck!

jlmarta

And the Princess Fuzzbutt lives at my house....

Gray4lines

jgibv:

Gray4lines:

This cat lives at the Woodford Reserve distillery. He was 22 or so at the time (Jul 2013).

after seeing your maker's mark cat i was just about to ask if you had seen the woodford cat as well...(then i scrolled down and see you are 1 step ahead) .... .that is 1 fat cat btw.

Gray4lines:

This cat lives at my house. His name is Alton (Alton Brown namesake). He likes cigars.

looks like he is also a fan of brown liquor. he could be friends with those other 2 ^^^^

Cats seem to be fond of whskies. I knew I liked cats for a reason.

jgibv

Gray4lines

jgibv

i forgot about this thread. this is a good thread.

jgibv

SM0K3Y

This thread just made my wife officially like my "stupid cigar website" KUDOS!!! and here's a cat pick to play along.....

Gray4lines

Cat

onestrangeone

 Shop cat

jd50ae

Thinks we don't see him.......silly dog.

jd50ae

jd50ae

Yakster

jlmarta

Nice looking.. er, uh... cat. 👴🏻👍

jlmarta

Bob_Luken

https://youtu.be/pEaso_MWcbs

Yakster

Sorry, Bob, just had to hit that WTF button.

webmost

@Bob_Luken said:
https://youtu.be/pEaso_MWcbs

Flying cats are fun. But the best way to fly a cat is over water. The key is, you have to give the cat a flick of the wrist when you release his nape, so that he skips over the water ass first. That sound he makes is worth it.

Tho if you can't master the wrist flick, you can always fly your cat into a wall six feet away. That works too. ...

Almost as good as playing catch with a coyote.

Tip: If it's your wife's cat, make sure she's not around.

Bob_Luken

Disclaimer: I don't hate cats, but when you see a story about a guy who honored his dead pet cat by taxidermy and gyroscopic technology, you gotta share it in the cat thread, right?
https://youtu.be/lW0hyg4kfaw

deadman

Brandon_C