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danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
you're trying so smoke a cigar and you realize that you dont have a cutter. No knife, no box cutter, not even a trusty Xacto knife. Damn, what do you do? Well, let me show you.
I consider myself a highly skilled Weed Wacker-er. I do this professionally twice a month, and I've been doing this since I was about 12 years old. So unless you know what you're doing, I suggest not trying this and leave it to the pros like myself. Shall we? ...

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"It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR

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  • smoke_em_if_you_got_emsmoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,980 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What kind of rookie wouldn't have the tools they need??
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Loveland, COPosts: 12,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I think you got the remainder of that triple cap ;)
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  • jgibvjgibv John G.Posts: 9,292 ✭✭✭✭✭
    dafuq is dis ****?

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  • EulogyEulogy Bay Area, CAPosts: 2,463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You're like a surgeon with that thing.
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Been watching a lot of survival shows on Nat Geo. Got inspired
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 7,915 ✭✭✭✭✭
    YOU inspire me. I'm gonna try very quickly slamming one in a car door.
  • jd50aejd50ae West Gnawed Pencil, TNPosts: 7,934 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Belt sander.

  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bob Luken:
    YOU inspire me. I'm gonna try very quickly slamming one in a car door.
    I tried this method. You end up just destroying the cigar. I don't recommend it
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • rsherman24rsherman24 Scranton, PAPosts: 4,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That is awesome. FTW
  • HaysHays Costa del Sol, SpainPosts: 2,338 ✭✭✭
    I mean, I´m not the biggest MoW fan, but...why??? I´ve been in the position of lacking the proper toolage, but it´s pretty rare that I couldn´t find something to act as a makeshift punch.
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  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Mr. Rogers NeighborhoodPosts: 4,601 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wish I could capture the sound from that clip and make it the text message alert on my phone.
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
    John Claude Van Damme aka jgibv told me to do it. Blame him.
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • jgibvjgibv John G.Posts: 9,292 ✭✭✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    John Claude Van Damme aka jgibv told me to do it. Blame him.
    oh it's like that huh?
    sheesh!! you ever seen me try this crazy stuff? nope.
    you are just loco, sock-man

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  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I do it for educational purposes.
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 7,915 ✭✭✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    Bob Luken:
    YOU inspire me. I'm gonna try very quickly slamming one in a car door.
    I tried this method. You end up just destroying the cigar. I don't recommend it
    Thanks for the heads up. I'd hate to see a good one all mangled up.
  • jliujliu Posts: 7,732 ✭✭✭✭
    hahaha. "pipe tobacco"
  • CrouseferCrousefer Posts: 445 ✭✭
    What kinda punch ya think you can get with a well aimed drill p Press?
  • Big''nBall''nBig''nBall''n Lincoln, NEPosts: 789 ✭✭✭✭
    what no teeth?
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  • The3StogiesThe3Stogies MainePosts: 2,653 ✭✭✭✭
    And you were wearing the proper personal protective equipment of course. Great how to though, how many MOW's were harmed in the production of this film, the ASPCCA wants to know, lol.
  • RhamlinRhamlin WVPosts: 7,757 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hmm I got a chainsaw outside.
  • jgibvjgibv John G.Posts: 9,292 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bump this one too

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  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
    what a moron

    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
    oh ......


    wait
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • YaksterYakster I'm on a Buying Freeze / I sent the Coffee Filters!Posts: 13,579 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's that how you make curly heads?
    I'll gladly bomb you Tuesday for an Opus today.

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  • clearlysuspectclearlysuspect Jacksonville, FloridaPosts: 2,124 ✭✭✭✭
    I think the most desperate I ever got was a pair of diagonal cutters in my tool box at work.
  • Sketch6995Sketch6995 Grand Junction Co.Posts: 4,531 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I wonder if you could use that to shave your nutz?
    Post that vid!
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  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I wonder if you could use that to shave your nutz?
    Post that vid!
    I tried already .... broke the weedwhacker
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
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