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Dealing fairly with IS

Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,805 ✭✭✭✭✭
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In light of the recent atrocities perpetrated by IS, it occurs to me that perhaps we could placate them by releasing some of our Al-Qaida affiliated prisoners. We could set them free ->--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------*! about 30,000 ft over the IS stronghold where they commit their crimes, thus speaking to them in a language they understand.
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  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Jeeze, I like the way you think, Bro. That's a great plan....... ??
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Amos Umwhat for Secretary of Defense!!!
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  • raisindotraisindot Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    I think a wee bit of fair play is appropriate...give them the option of deploying a parachute emblazoned with Charlie Hebdo's Mohammed cartoons.
  • The3StogiesThe3Stogies Posts: 2,652 ✭✭✭✭
    That sounds more than fair Amos Umwhat. Bombing them with bodies probably would make them think about things a little different. Jordanians may be up for it.
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,805 ✭✭✭✭✭
    raisindot:
    I think a wee bit of fair play is appropriate...give them the option of deploying a parachute emblazoned with Charlie Hebdo's Mohammed cartoons.
    Ever the merciful sentimentalist. ;)
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  • bert873bert873 Posts: 2,561 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I love this idea.
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The point may become mote.......I don't think Jordan's King Abdullah has any intention of playing fair.
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,805 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae:
    The point may become mote.......I don't think Jordan's King Abdullah has any intention of playing fair.
    He understands them far better than we do.
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  • raisindotraisindot Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    Of course, none of the Arab countries expressed any kind of outrage at all when Americans and British and Japanese were being beheaded. But once one of their own gets it--a pilot, rather than a journalist or aid worker--they start declaring holy war.
  • jbarker_18jbarker_18 Posts: 31
    Shame on everyone...report to islamic extremist sensitivity training and re-education at once!
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,805 ✭✭✭✭✭
    raisindot:
    Of course, none of the Arab countries expressed any kind of outrage at all when Americans and British and Japanese were being beheaded. But once one of their own gets it--a pilot, rather than a journalist or aid worker--they start declaring holy war.
    well, those others were just Kafir, not worthy.
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  • variant2variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    Good idea and a woman needs to kick each one off the plane so they're denied their 72 virgins.

    They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge. 
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  • raisindotraisindot Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    variant2:
    They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.


    I think blasting out "All About the Bass" would be a much more effective terrorizing tactic.
  • variant2variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    raisindot:
    variant2:
    They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.


    I think blasting out "All About the Bass" would be a much more effective terrorizing tactic.
    What about gagging their mouth with a pork chop? 
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  • raisindotraisindot Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    variant2:
    raisindot:
    variant2:
    They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.


    I think blasting out "All About the Bass" would be a much more effective terrorizing tactic.
    What about gagging their mouth with a pork chop?


    Plenty of worse things you could gag their mouths with, but I'm not going there....
  • jgibvjgibv Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭✭✭
    raisindot:
    variant2:
    raisindot:
    variant2:
    They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.


    I think blasting out "All About the Bass" would be a much more effective terrorizing tactic.
    What about gagging their mouth with a pork chop?


    Plenty of worse things you could gag their mouths with, but I'm not going there....
    something like this.....???
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  • RainRain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    That's...just wrong.
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,805 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rain:
    That's...just wrong.
    But very funny. Should we change Raji to Haji?
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  • Jetmech_63Jetmech_63 Posts: 3,451 ✭✭✭
    Amos Umwhat:
    Rain:
    That's...just wrong.
    But very funny. Should we change Raji to Haji?
    Post of the week winner!!!!
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