The punch line is impotency

Holy chit man! What did you do???? Its like cherynobyl up in my front yard! Seriously I don't think the mail lady is ever gonna stop burning! I might never be able to have kids! Seriously thank you man these are even beyond comprehension. image

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  • avengethis
    avengethis Posts: 5,697 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yikes. You got your sh*t rocked son!
    Team O'Donnell FTW!

    "I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke ever last one of 'em." - Ron White
  • Eulogy
    Eulogy Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That is an asswhooping.
  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,982 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Great hit. There have been so many attempts on your life recently, so who did this one?
  • Crousefer
    Crousefer Posts: 445 ✭✭
    That would be the skilled work of the one the only bandyt09 Todd has it out for me too!
  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,982 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Todd's cool.
  • The3Stogies
    The3Stogies Posts: 2,652 ✭✭✭✭
    Great hit Todd, I'm drooling, and a little soft too.
  • SM0K3Y
    SM0K3Y Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭
    Daaaaaaamn! Lol That's epic, bandy swings the heavy hammer
  • Chemnitz
    Chemnitz Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭
    The good news is that now there can only be 10 cigars left in the 20 count, so relax everyone.
  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dang...you gonna be sore in the morning!!
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • curtpick
    curtpick Posts: 2,757 ✭✭✭
    Thats definitely a Todd spanking. Well done sir !
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  • Crousefer
    Crousefer Posts: 445 ✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    The good news is that now there can only be 10 cigars left in the 20 count, so relax everyone.
    I think I can hear the magic replenishing sound!?!?!?
  • avengethis
    avengethis Posts: 5,697 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Crousefer:
    Chemnitz:
    The good news is that now there can only be 10 cigars left in the 20 count, so relax everyone.
    I think I can hear the magic replenishing sound!?!?!?
    I have a feeling tomorrow you might have a different take on that.
    Team O'Donnell FTW!

    "I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke ever last one of 'em." - Ron White
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Looks and smells like a Todd spanking for sure! Awesome line-up as always!!
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    PrestBRo!
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    The good news is that now there can only be 10 cigars left in the 20 count, so relax everyone.
    Oh Brad... so innocent and na
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • Chemnitz
    Chemnitz Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭
    Puff_Dougie:
    Chemnitz:
    The good news is that now there can only be 10 cigars left in the 20 count, so relax everyone.
    Oh Brad... so innocent and na
  • matkn293
    matkn293 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    cause it's wennnnsday, you ant got no job, and you ain't got **** to do!!! D@mn nice hit there!

    Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!

    Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!


  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Crousefer:
    I told you i don't have a Addy and that even if I did you can't have it......
    If this were true, how did I make your mailbox disappear? Yes, that's right, magic....................

    Be careful what you say in front of strangers, especially strangers on VHerf, really especially in front of crazy strangers on VHerf.

    Steve, enjoy the cigars.
  • ejgorman
    ejgorman Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭
    Damn!...that's all I got...
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  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Brilliantly done Todd damn!!! Enjoy bro that is some seriously amazing cigars!!
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • Crousefer
    Crousefer Posts: 445 ✭✭
    bandyt09:
    Crousefer:
    I told you i don't have a Addy and that even if I did you can't have it......
    If this were true, how did I make your mailbox disappear? Yes, that's right, magic....................

    Be careful what you say in front of strangers, especially strangers on VHerf, really especially in front of crazy strangers on VHerf.

    Steve, enjoy the cigars.
    the hurf is a scary scary a$$ place and man for that ill go by steve ;)
  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Crousefer:
    bandyt09:
    Crousefer:
    I told you i don't have a Addy and that even if I did you can't have it......
    If this were true, how did I make your mailbox disappear? Yes, that's right, magic....................

    Be careful what you say in front of strangers, especially strangers on VHerf, really especially in front of crazy strangers on VHerf.

    Steve, enjoy the cigars.
    the hurf is a scary scary a$$ place and man for that ill go by steve ;)
    Stupid auto correct on my phone.......yeah, that's it, auto correct. Why I typed Steve and not Scott I don't know. Maybe it was the Zaya my wife made me drink that did it. I guess I owe you an apology package.....
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bandyt09:
    Crousefer:
    bandyt09:
    Crousefer:
    I told you i don't have a Addy and that even if I did you can't have it......
    If this were true, how did I make your mailbox disappear? Yes, that's right, magic....................

    Be careful what you say in front of strangers, especially strangers on VHerf, really especially in front of crazy strangers on VHerf.

    Steve, enjoy the cigars.
    the hurf is a scary scary a$$ place and man for that ill go by steve ;)
    Stupid auto correct on my phone.......yeah, that's it, auto correct. Why I typed Steve and not Scott I don't know. Maybe it was the Zaya my wife made me drink that did it. I guess I owe you an apology package.....
    Lmfao bwahahahahahaha
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • Crousefer
    Crousefer Posts: 445 ✭✭
    bandyt09:
    Crousefer:
    bandyt09:
    Crousefer:
    I told you i don't have a Addy and that even if I did you can't have it......
    If this were true, how did I make your mailbox disappear? Yes, that's right, magic....................

    Be careful what you say in front of strangers, especially strangers on VHerf, really especially in front of crazy strangers on VHerf.

    Steve, enjoy the cigars.
    the hurf is a scary scary a$$ place and man for that ill go by steve ;)
    Stupid auto correct on my phone.......yeah, that's it, auto correct. Why I typed Steve and not Scott I don't know. Maybe it was the Zaya my wife made me drink that did it. I guess I owe you an apology package.....
    NO NO NO NO YOUR GOOD MAN! I can't even get the dog near the door anymore. The mail lady hasn't gone out yet. At night it looks like silent hill
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Crousefer:
    bandyt09:
    Crousefer:
    bandyt09:
    Crousefer:
    I told you i don't have a Addy and that even if I did you can't have it......
    If this were true, how did I make your mailbox disappear? Yes, that's right, magic....................

    Be careful what you say in front of strangers, especially strangers on VHerf, really especially in front of crazy strangers on VHerf.

    Steve, enjoy the cigars.
    the hurf is a scary scary a$$ place and man for that ill go by steve ;)
    Stupid auto correct on my phone.......yeah, that's it, auto correct. Why I typed Steve and not Scott I don't know. Maybe it was the Zaya my wife made me drink that did it. I guess I owe you an apology package.....
    NO NO NO NO YOUR GOOD MAN! I can't even get the dog near the door anymore. The mail lady hasn't gone out yet. At night it looks like silent hill
    Lmao now all we need is air raid sirens and Triangle Head slowly trudging toward your doom... Oh wait that is already happening :)
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    take notes young magician crousefer.....
    ....old magic man todd just went OG with it; bustin' out the **magical 20 ct** to teach you a thing or two.

    love, love, love it

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