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Ever turn your life into a video game?

roland_7707roland_7707 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭
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This morning on the highway, I threw two banana peels out the window. Then it hit me, Mario Cart. I half expected a car to start spinning around in the rear view.
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  • pelirrojopelirrojo Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    You should be careful. With the way they drive in AR you'll have a 60 car pile up on I-30. I just spent a week driving around Fayetteville. Yikes!
  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,510 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've often thought of my drive home as being like a video game. It seems like idiots are coming at me from all directions some days.
  • RainRain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    Anytime the boss is on my nerves, I swear I can see the Renegade Interrupt from Mass Effect flashing.
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I have a few coworkers I'd like to TeaBag
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • RainRain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
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  • roland_7707roland_7707 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭
    Rain:
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    What is this?? The Falcon was in docking bay 94. Lol
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  • SM0K3YSM0K3Y Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭
    Many times, when I was younger, tetris and stacking boxes went hand in hand
  • RainRain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    roland_7707:
    What is this?? The Falcon was in docking bay 94. Lol
    Oh my jeez, Normandy > Falcon. Wait, do I have that right? Let me try it this wayz. NRMNDY PWNZ FLCN:)
  • roland_7707roland_7707 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭
    Is that a new game? I liked mass effect 2, but dont remember that scene.
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  • RainRain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    That's from the Citadel DLC from ME3. Best DLC I've ever played. You go through an awesomely funny mission and then get to throw a party on the Citadel. Serves as an AWESOME good bye to the characters and the franchise. No lie...had some man tears.
  • Ken_LightKen_Light Posts: 3,537 ✭✭✭
    Every time I walk the dog I feel like I'm in Paperboy. I swear the cars wait in their driveways and idle until I get near them and then they pull out blindly.

    We gotta keep you away from blue shells though. That'd be dangerous.
    ^Troll: DO NOT FEED.
  • EulogyEulogy Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Only when I beat up hookers.
  • RainRain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    Eulogy:
    Only when I beat up hookers.
    Do you get your money back?
  • EulogyEulogy Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rain:
    Eulogy:
    Only when I beat up hookers.
    Do you get your money back?
    It takes a few wacks, but then it floats magically in the air till I walk through it.
  • jimmyv723jimmyv723 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭
    Eulogy:
    Rain:
    Eulogy:
    Only when I beat up hookers.
    Do you get your money back?
    It takes a few wacks, but then it floats magically in the air till I walk through it.

    Yeah but he was asking about the money
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  • EulogyEulogy Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jimmyv723:
    Eulogy:
    Rain:
    Eulogy:
    Only when I beat up hookers.
    Do you get your money back?
    It takes a few wacks, but then it floats magically in the air till I walk through it.

    Yeah but he was asking about the money
    Well played sir.
  • RainRain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No, mine is more like a freakin soap opera.
  • SM0K3YSM0K3Y Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭
    I got another, Yall gamers back me up, ever drive one hour too many and then get in your real car, I've had several gta/gran turismo episodes!
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