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Favorite "Cops" Excuse

jd50aejd50ae West Gnawed Pencil, TNPosts: 7,934 ✭✭✭✭✭
"There not my pants." Is my new all time favorite. It use to be "Its not my car".


  • twistedstemtwistedstem jacksonville floridaPosts: 3,908 ✭✭✭✭✭
    that ones probably my favorite also!!! my 2nd favorite is "i just borrowed this car"
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • jd50aejd50ae West Gnawed Pencil, TNPosts: 7,934 ✭✭✭✭✭
    4 cop cars with lights and sirens on and a 10 mile chase....."I didn't see you".
  • D_FreshD_Fresh Posts: 610 ✭✭✭
    The best Cops show I ever saw was when a woman called the cops on her neighbor because she gave her $20 and didn't get any drugs and she wanted the money back. The end is the best part though...
  • The3StogiesThe3Stogies MainePosts: 2,653 ✭✭✭✭
    What is that! I have no idea how that got in there officer, it's not mine!
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