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Cohiba Siglo IIII review

danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
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Today at the So Cal herf, Aaron aka drpepperdude gifted me this Cohiba Siglo 4. I was very thankful and stoked to have receive the cigar. However, after lighting it, I immediately noticed something ..... FAKE.
I told him the bad news but he along with the other guys at the herf insisted that it was genuine. Being that I'm an expert in cigar Cubanism, I explained to them what was wrong. All Cuban Cohibas should have 3 rows of square white dots. The tube CLEARLY has 8. They gave me a look as if I was smoking Fat Chickens all day. Well let me show you fellas what a fake really looks like .... FROM THE INSIDE. I then turned to Joe and said ......
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"Joe, may I please borrow your knife for a sec? " (check out this Croc Dundee piece of steel)
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Well the wrapper was beautifully wrapped but what ever. The inside is what matters.
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Ummm so the binders were perfect ..... eff this. Lets get down to business ...
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Well damn. All perfectly bunched long fillers ........ ummm
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So yeah ......... I guess it was real, Oops. Eh, still .....it's just a C.Cohiba Siglo Four, it's no Swollen C*ck
"It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR

Comments

  • youngryan216youngryan216 Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭
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    ISO Ramrod and Ron Mexico
  • jliujliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    this better be a **** joke reyes
  • variant2variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    You tricked me.

    I actually thought you were going to smoke it. 

    Cнeerѕ! Moтнerғυcĸer
  • SleevePlzSleevePlz Posts: 6,249 ✭✭✭✭
    That's hilarious!
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • bandyt09bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Reyes Review Recap:

    Band - Perfect
    Wrapper - Flawless
    Binder - Beautiful
    Filler - Cuban bunched
    Reyes' face after dissecting an authentic Cohiba Siglo IV - Priceless.

    Mr. Stogie Stand doing the hard reviews so you don't have to.
  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bandyt09:
    Reyes Review Recap:

    Band - Perfect
    Wrapper - Flawless
    Binder - Beautiful
    Filler - Cuban bunched
    Reyes' face after dissecting an authentic Cohiba Siglo IV - Priceless.

    Mr. Stogie Stand doing the hard reviews so you don't have to.

    BWAHAHAHA !!

  • ExpendableYouthExpendableYouth Posts: 2,106 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Well, if I ever come across one I will know what to look for.
  • EulogyEulogy Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Those don't even taste good, right?
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jliu:
    this better be a **** joke reyes
    You're the one who told me about the 3 rows of dots! It's your fault!
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    Hahaha this was a great read!! At the beginning I was thinking it would have fooled me!
    Money can't buy taste
  • Russ55Russ55 Posts: 2,765 ✭✭
    The tubo only has 12 squares in the vertical direction.

    Fake tube.

  • mmkuchimmkuchi Posts: 157 ✭✭
    rather than cutting it open, why not let the ash tell the story?
  • SleevePlzSleevePlz Posts: 6,249 ✭✭✭✭
    mmkuchi:
    rather than cutting it open, why not let the ash tell the story?
    Daniel has a history of these types of reviews......
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    SleevePlz:
    mmkuchi:
    rather than cutting it open, why not let the ash tell the story?
    Daniel has a history of these types of reviews......
    I do them for educational purposes. Are these not helpful?
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • mmkuchimmkuchi Posts: 157 ✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    SleevePlz:
    mmkuchi:
    rather than cutting it open, why not let the ash tell the story?
    Daniel has a history of these types of reviews......
    I do them for educational purposes. Are these not helpful?
    LOL, definitely
  • matkn293matkn293 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You cut me real deep DZR! You cut me real deep!

    Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!

    Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!


  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Your name is Cohiba?
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • matkn293matkn293 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's a moniker that I fancy occasionally

    Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!

    Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!


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