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Hey Beardos -- A Question

jarublajarubla Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭✭✭
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Oh bearded dudes, what are you using for beard oil?

I have tried Paul Mitchell hair treatment, coconut oil, and now levenrose un scented beard oil.

Anything you'd recommend as a must have?

And just to clarify, I am too old for hipster douchebaggery. I just *really* hate shaving

-Jay
“There’ll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read ’em but all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ’em.” -Kevin Welch

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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,746 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've never heard of beard oil, so I'm curious why do people use it?
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  • ExpendableYouthExpendableYouth Posts: 2,106 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I just wash mine out with bar soap during my shower.
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,939 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ExpendableYouth said:
    I just wash mine out with bar soap during my shower.
    This.  What's beard oil?
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  • YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I keep mine trimmed kind of short, but I just wash it with shampoo when I'm washing my hair.
  • pelirrojopelirrojo Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2015
    I used this last winter and liked it. 
    https://www.etsy.com/listing/169060353/25-oz-beard-cream?ref=shop_home_active_5

    Also got a beard shampoo that worked well. 
  • Dark_RoastDark_Roast Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭
    I remember a episode of shark tank where a guy had a whole line of beard products. He didn't get any sharks to invest and I don't remember name of product but maybe you can Google shark tank/beard product and it will come up. Good Luck
  • jarublajarubla Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2015
    So, beard oil, for those who ask, is a conditioner designed specifically for facial hair. 

    I shampoo my beard, but have found that treating it with a leave in conditioner helps keep it tame and presentable.

    A co-worker had a bottle of this company's product a while back:

    http://www.thestache.com/c/grave-before-shave.html?gclid=CMjO9MO19sUCFROTfgodKFUALw
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  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I hate shaving. But, my beard would be worse. It's unbearably prickly,.....it grows in sparse with lots of  grey, and it's just,.....uh,.......cactus-like
  • jarublajarubla Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bob, mine has grey in it as well, and is wiry as he'll.

    The beard oil seems to help tame the beast a little bit.

    -Jay
    “There’ll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read ’em but all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ’em.” -Kevin Welch
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,746 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bob_Luken said:
    I hate shaving. But, my beard would be worse. It's unbearably prickly,.....it grows in sparse with lots of  grey, and it's just,.....uh,.......cactus-like
    Per your avatar...   hehehe.
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  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    Bob_Luken said:
    I hate shaving. But, my beard would be worse. It's unbearably prickly,.....it grows in sparse with lots of  grey, and it's just,.....uh,.......cactus-like
    Per your avatar...   hehehe.
    Well, shoot, I wish I could claim that full 'stache. But the chin hairs look about right. 
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 239 ✭
    I make my own beard oil.  Personally I make it using a JaJoba Oil base and then add different essential oils depending on what I want the oil to do and smell like.  Usually like to stick with Tea Tree, Lavender, and Patchouli.   When using the essential oils though, a little goes a very long way. As a base if you don't like Jajoba, you can try Almond as well, that works really well.
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Gravy works well for me. Any hunk of dead pig fresh off the barbecue. Certain excited secretions from the gash that never heals. In a pinch, leave your motorcycle helmet visor open and a bug or two will do the trick.

    But seriously, I have been bearded the last forty years, yet this is the first I ever heard of beard oil. Isn't this just another invented need?
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  • Gray4linesGray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Bob_Luken I think we grow similar beards... I could not shave for a month and barely have any stubble around my cheeks, very sparse.  

    I'm not gray though!
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  • pennpenn Posts: 193 ✭✭✭
    The gray hairs suck - at least mine do.  They grow in different directions and are thick like fishing line.  My barber hates shaving me more than I do because they are so tough and my wife makes clip this special one in my 'stache that always points straight our and keeps poking her. 
  • jarublajarubla Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2015
    Hey Webmost, 

    Mayhap you are right on the invented need. Do you do any other miscellaneous grooming on your face toupee? I am guessing you shampoo and condition it and trim the bugger (if you have 40 years of growth, post a pic and I vote you change your handle to CaptainCaveman, Lol).

    I whacked my beard back 3-4 months ago, and for shytes/giggles picked the hair up off the floor into a ball. It was like a Brillo pad. 

    So, this beard conditioning shenaniganry seems to keep my pot scrubber/sandpaper texture down a bit and the missus happy.

    I draw the line at abt $12/bottle of oil/conditioner tho. More than that is cutting into cigar budget!

    -Jay
    “There’ll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read ’em but all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ’em.” -Kevin Welch
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭


    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • MartelMartel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
    I can vouch that webmost has a fine beard.  Well trimmed and neat, for sure.
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  • jarublajarubla Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Webmost, my humor may have hit a bit off the mark. I apologize.

    Beard oil, conditioner, bug juice, it is all good.

    I disparaged hipsters earlier--apologies. I am never going to dye my beard, and I don't wear clear lens wayfarers. But if a hipster wants to, it really doesn't matter what I think of him (hell, or of her for that matter).

    Again, apologies if my humor missed the mark.

    -Jay
    “There’ll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read ’em but all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ’em.” -Kevin Welch
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Knock it off...

    If you can't give a guy schidt, then he's not your friend.
    Next guy who apologizes is not my friend.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • blutattooblutattoo Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    I use bourbon, beer, or the occasional rum on my mustache. The rest of my beard is au natural. Can't say for certain if that helps soften it any, but I am too lazy for anything other than that. I don't even own a comb so that ought to tell you something. 
  • HaysHays Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭
    Been bearded since 17 (my opinions on this have been clearly stated in my Sig for years), and I tried beard oil about 6 months ago. Honestly, didn't seem to do squat for my beard (which is generally fairly short and soft), and just left me with a strong smell right under my nose. Given that I'm not one to have all kinds of different smells going on - give me simple deodorant and the same cologne I've used for years - I elected not to continue. Perhaps it would be more effective for those with longer beards, or those with much more wiry facial hair, but I couldn't say.
    ¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen

    ¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
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