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Man arrested after using pizza as a weapon
Jun 9th 2015 4:59PM
Pizza is wonderful isn't it?
It's delicious, everyone loves it, and it kinda just makes everything better, right? Unless it's used as a weapon. Which honestly, is just disrespectful to the pizza.
Florida man Daniel Plunkett was arrested for simple battery after allegedly getting into a fight with his roommate over pizza. We don't know the specifics of the fight - only that it was about pizza.
According to police, the argument escalated and ended with Daniel throwing a hot slice at his roommate and hitting her hand. She didn't have any injuries, but the report says she, "had pizza sauce on her right shoulder and cleaned up prior to arrival."
But there's some confusion here because Daniel denies all of this and claims it was his roommate who threw the pizza. Even the report says Daniel was "not wearing a shirt and had pizza sauce on his chest and shorts."
Daniel is being held without bond not only because he wasted some pizza, but because he was violating the terms of his felony probation - he has convictions for drunk driving and driving without a license.
It's delicious, everyone loves it, and it kinda just makes everything better, right? Unless it's used as a weapon. Which honestly, is just disrespectful to the pizza.
Florida man Daniel Plunkett was arrested for simple battery after allegedly getting into a fight with his roommate over pizza. We don't know the specifics of the fight - only that it was about pizza.
According to police, the argument escalated and ended with Daniel throwing a hot slice at his roommate and hitting her hand. She didn't have any injuries, but the report says she, "had pizza sauce on her right shoulder and cleaned up prior to arrival."
But there's some confusion here because Daniel denies all of this and claims it was his roommate who threw the pizza. Even the report says Daniel was "not wearing a shirt and had pizza sauce on his chest and shorts."
Daniel is being held without bond not only because he wasted some pizza, but because he was violating the terms of his felony probation - he has convictions for drunk driving and driving without a license.
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Hmmmm. Slow news day, JD?2
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I have a love hate relationship with pizza. I love it, eat too much, then I hate it.
Even crappy pizza (which is what most commonly available pizza is) tastes good when you're hungry.
But I wish for "good" pizza. I haven't had enough "good" pizza.3 -
He obviously tried to slice her.
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Sorry, that was a cheesy joke.
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How can you possibly top this one?1
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Not really. Just have a hard time with someone using a pizza as a weapon and being arrested for it.jlmarta said:Hmmmm. Slow news day, JD?
I guess the next time my grand kids have a water balloon battle I should make sure no cops are around, or put the water balloons under lock and key. And OMG what about pillow fights?(this was meant to be a joke)
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It's not what you use that gets you arrested, it's the intent.
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It's not what you're doing when you're doing what you're doing
It's what you look like you're doing when you're doing what you're doing
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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But don't get caught doing what you're doing!
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