I am pusher

armyvet

 So my scoot suddenly died at a stop sign this afternoon on the way home from work.  It wouldn't start, turned over slow. I push it off to the side take off my jacket and vest roll up my sleeves. I carry a small tool bag in the saddlebags. Basic tools,wrenches, screwdriver some tape, stuff like that. I pop the side cover off looking I see a connector unplugged, fix that don't see anything else. 
 I try to start it again with no luck. I start pushing, its only like 6 blocks with a few hills and some tracks to go over. My old butt made it home but winded and sweaty. Its only like 83 deg and pretty high humidity. I get it pushed up the driveway and my wife wants to know what happened. Between pants, I pant can't pant get pant it pant started. Nope, not good enough she wants to know more. Man I just want to sit and have a cool drink maybe a nap too. Dog wants to play ball and my phone starts ringing with my daughter wanting to know why I am pushing my bike.
 I get in the house find a cold drink and smile. Why am I smiling you might ask? On the table the postman delivered  a new box of San Cristobal Elegencias. I would have pushed it another 6 blocks if I knew those beauties were waiting for me.

ExpendableYouth

To bad about your bike, congrats on the smokes though.

jd50ae

The agony of de feet.

webmost

Push it down to the shop and back... maybe there'll be another package on the table when you return.

armyvet

That might be a good idea.

The3Stogies

Good thing your wife was concerned about you, lol.  Good score on those San Cristobal's too, pant, pant.

First_Warrior

Once years ago i broke my throttle cable 20 miles from my house. Drove the 20 miles with a pair of visegrips pulling the cable. Better than pushing though.