Nearly skunked.
Bob_Luken
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So, there's these two things, there are a lot of skunks around this area for some reason and, I smoke in my garage with the door up. I have considered these two things combined before. What if?,.....what if a skunk comes waddling up to me with his head down and,....... Oh God, I would hate to get sprayed.
Last night I was enjoying a cigar in the garage and a slight skunk odor wafted in through the open overhead door and I thought to myself, "I hope that smell doesn't get any stronger". It didn't. I forgot about it. Then about a half hour later, fifteen feet away and getting closer, a medium sized skunk waddling in my direction. He/she is oblivious to me and "Thank God" he soon turns and moves diagonally away from me and to the other side of my truck in the driveway. I notice my heart racing by now as I get up from my chair and deviate from my prearranged plan, (freeze in place and hope for the best), I swiftly, and quietly make my move for the garage door button on the wall and bring it down. I take a few more draws on my cigar with the door down. I hate smoking with the door down. Decisions decisions. I quit. I gave up the cigar and went inside. I left half a cigar un-smoked. Garage smells a little more smokey than usual this morning but it beats getting sprayed.
Last night I was enjoying a cigar in the garage and a slight skunk odor wafted in through the open overhead door and I thought to myself, "I hope that smell doesn't get any stronger". It didn't. I forgot about it. Then about a half hour later, fifteen feet away and getting closer, a medium sized skunk waddling in my direction. He/she is oblivious to me and "Thank God" he soon turns and moves diagonally away from me and to the other side of my truck in the driveway. I notice my heart racing by now as I get up from my chair and deviate from my prearranged plan, (freeze in place and hope for the best), I swiftly, and quietly make my move for the garage door button on the wall and bring it down. I take a few more draws on my cigar with the door down. I hate smoking with the door down. Decisions decisions. I quit. I gave up the cigar and went inside. I left half a cigar un-smoked. Garage smells a little more smokey than usual this morning but it beats getting sprayed.
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I haven't been that close to a skunk, and would think I could freeze 'til it leaves, but that would fall under the category of "easier said than done". Doesn't it actually take a lot to provoke a skunk to spray, though?
I could have easily missed seeing him at all had my laptop's battery not gone low. My most likely bad scenario would be for me not to see it and then it gets right up under my feet and then I see it, or feel it, and flinch a little, because I'm startled and, he's startled to see me,.......ugh.
Where I've lived for the past 20 years I smell skunk spray outside the house at least once a month in spring and summer, but I've never actually seen one. Since I never hear the sounds of an encounter (like a dog or cat threatening it) before the smell I always assume the little mother is spraying the house just for the hell of it.
Generally, unless they're totally startled, skunks do several "warnings" with their feet and tails to give their targets time to flee before actually spraying. Which, from an evolutionary standpoint, is kind of useless because most of the animals that might confront a skunk are too stupid to understand what those warnings are and end up getting sprayed anyway. If they're dogs, they get sprayed over and over and over because they never learn.
get yourself a dog, @Bob_Luken , I guarantee you it will find any skunks long before you do ROFL!!
had a skunk terrorizing the neighborhood last summer --- ol' pepe le pew got at least 3 dogs (ours & 2 of the neighbors) within about a week of each other last year.....whheeewww stttiiinnkkkyyyy.
and it seems the mr le pew is back again this year.....
and guess who's dog came upon the damn thing in our backyard a couple weeks ago. (i'll give you a hint it was our dog)
our pup tried to be nice & "play-bow" that black-and-white over-sized rodent, thinking it was a friend to play with but oh nooo.
mr. le pew is a little a$$hole and wasn't keen to our pup's hospitality.
he turned his rear, lifted the tail, and released that oh-so-pungent cloud of death upon our dog and the backyard.
dog still has a slight odor behind her ear, despite multiple baths and a plethora of vinegar, baby shampoo, and lavendar oil to get the smell away.
and i had to mow the grass 3 times before the smell finally seemed to disappear.
now whenever dog goes out wife or i have been turning on the lights, going outside first, shining the flashlight all over the yard, & clapping/banging on the deck to scare off any furry intruders in the yard before the dog goes out.
needless to say it's getting pretty old.
god damn skunk. pretty sure it's living under 1 of the neighbor's sheds. need to set out a live trap and figure out a way to get rid of it.
* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *
If it was a DPG, I vote we honorarily call it the Legado de Pepe le Pew, lol
-Jay
Although based on Bob's slinking back into the house to avoid a confrontation*, I hope the stogie wasn't a Man O' War, although if said skunk had fired a shot it could have been a MOW Ruination.
*Although, honestly, is there anyone else who wouldn't have done the same thing? I sure as hell would've fled the premisis.
Local yay hoo's around here say if you can grab one by the tail and get it's back legs off the ground it won't be able to spray. Haven't tried it and don't want to.
"I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke ever last one of 'em." - Ron White
I would've guessed the closing garage door would scare him away. I don't know that I've ever seen a skunk up close before....
Here you go Dark_Roast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6qMTiNmakw
I sometimes smell skunk when I'm in back smoking. I'm more concerned about what my dogs will do then. Two have been sprayed, the other send to know better and stays in the house.
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