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CrisiusCrisius Posts: 414 ✭✭✭
Got a Drew Estate "My Uzi Weighs a Ton" for 5 bucks. Been looking for one of these since they popped up in a hit I saw. The local pub has a humidor on the corner of the bar. I just noticed it today. The owner, who stocks it with cigars, was in while I was looking through it and I pulled out the Uzi and asked how much since it wasn't labeled.

Guy said they got in 6 months ago and haven't had ANYONE who wanted it. Said he'd give it away for 5 bucks. Now of course I'd done my research and knew I was saving money, he of course said 5 bucks gets it. Which for me is still as expensive as staying at the Hilton right now. So I couldn't pass up the deal. Though I have had some smoking in the last month, it's been miss or miss. My cousin buys Swisher Sweets in the 5 packs. The first time he did it he was like, "Hey man, you want a cigar?" "Hell yeah I do." And then he hands me a Swisher Sweet. I told him calling a Swisher Sweet a Cigar is like calling Jeffrey Dahmer a chef. Sadly it went over his head. >.> But I still won't turn it down.

Looking forward to this thing. Wish me luck guys!

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,719 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Crisius said:
     calling a Swisher Sweet a Cigar is like calling Jeffrey Dahmer a chef.


    Perfect!
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  • CrisiusCrisius Posts: 414 ✭✭✭
    Just finished it. I liked it. I liked it a lot. Gonna grab a box of those when money comes around again.
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