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    RBeckomRBeckom Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭

    We all sit and stare at our keyboards.

    To what end I ask?

    Why such interest in something so pedestrian and mundane as A keyboard?

    Or is there more to this fascination which has not become apparent to my eyes?

    Questions abound and may well never be answered to the dismay of the thinking.

    I wonder......... 

    Why?

    Why do I stare???????

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    peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Stare.  Don't stare.  The thinking don't care.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
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    Usaf06Usaf06 Posts: 10,975 ✭✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    Looking at boobs is like looking at the sun.

    You can only look for a split second, but with sunglasses you can look a lot longer.
    You are my kind of philosopher 
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

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    RBeckomRBeckom Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭
    Usaf06 said:
    peter4jc said:
    Looking at boobs is like looking at the sun.

    You can only look for a split second, but with sunglasses you can look a lot longer.
    You are my kind of philosopher 
    Goes double D for me.
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    EchambersEchambers Posts: 4,178 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2016
    here I sit all broken hearted
    tried to **** but only farted

    then one day I took my chance
    tried to fart but **** my pants 
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
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    EchambersEchambers Posts: 4,178 ✭✭✭✭✭
    there was a guy on the forum 
    that lost all his decorum 
    he was tired of all the spam
    so he screamed "**** damn,
    all we can do is ignore em"


    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
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    BigDaddyBigDaddy Posts: 124 ✭✭✭
    Do what you have always done, and you'll get what you have always gotten. 
    Danny B
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    WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,271 ✭✭✭✭✭
    BigDaddy said:
    Do what you have always done, and you'll get what you have always gotten. 
    Ask any married guy and they'll tell you that's a damned lie.
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
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    johnnyBjohnnyB Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The fuqn you get ain't worth the fuqn you get
    Non Crux sed lux
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    RBeckomRBeckom Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭
    But then why do we live,
    if only we live to criticize?

    Is this indeed life?

    Or....

    Is life only this?
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    jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Well, we know at least one who's off his meds again....    :|
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    RBeckomRBeckom Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2016
    jlmarta said:
    Well, we know at least one who's off his meds again....    :|
    That's not nice as I have been polite in everything I have posted.
    How are you these days?
    Hope all is well with you friend.
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