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Echambers
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I'm so damn tired of lawyers...
-- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
they have fat fingers.One God, One Truth1 -
Perfect! That did make me smile. Thank youroland_7707 said:Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
they have fat fingers.
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Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.
“There’ll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read ’em but all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ’em.” -Kevin Welch0 -
More: http://www.rd.com/jokes/“There’ll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read ’em but all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ’em.” -Kevin Welch0
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(Mutter, mumble) Damn double-post...
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Thanks guys!
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A woman goes to the doctor complaining that every time her husband comes home from drinking, he beats her.
The doctor says that next time he comes home, open a bud light, take a swig and keep it in her mouth as long as possible without swallowing. Wife says ok and heads home.
Two days later she is back and tells the doctor that it work amazingly, her husband came home drunk, so she grabbed the bud light, took as swig and kept it in her mouth for nearly ten minutes, her husband didn't hit her once!
Doctor looks at her and says "amazing what happens when you keep your mouth shut"
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She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
For the rest of the evening it was honor and offer.
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