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Mr._Hanky_Christmas_PooMr._Hanky_Christmas_Poo Posts: 41 ✭✭
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Back again, creamier than ever, who deserves a Stinky Poo Gift this Xmas. 
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Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo
Small and Brown, he comes from you
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeeze and tween your festive buns!
A present from down below
Speading joy with a 'howdy ho'!
He's seen the love inside of you
Cos he's a piece of Poo!!!


Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
He can be brown, or greenish-brown
But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town..
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously, he loves you




Comments

  • UseAsDirectedUseAsDirected Posts: 140 ✭✭✭
    Howdy Ho Mr. Hankey!
     
    I believe @jarubla should get Stinky Poo Gift this Xmas  >:) 
    "Even a fool has a talent"
    -That one guy
  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hurray, it's the holidays for real now!
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
    MOW badge received.
  • Usaf06Usaf06 Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ole Jim... @Bigshizza
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Doesn't the made-up word "shizza" literally mean "poo"?


    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Usaf06 said:
    Ole Jim... @Bigshizza
    He can't bomb himself, or can he?
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
    MOW badge received.
  • avengethisavengethis Posts: 5,689 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2015
    I would say @Patrickbrick since he is a new father.  He could use a good cheer up!
    Team O'Donnell FTW!

    "I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke ever last one of 'em." - Ron White
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @SecretSquirrel @jarubla @Nolagizmo
    Just to name a few! Hi Stinky!
  • GreetingsFromKrampusGreetingsFromKrampus Posts: 35 ✭✭
    Hello Mr. Poo, 

    I just want you to know, that even though we're from different eras, I certainly like your style.  There sure are a lot of boys and girls here who deserve a "stinky poo gift" this season. 
    Best luck choosing the person that deserves your brownest, creamiest, freshest poo this year. 

    Evilly yours,
    Krampus
  • Usaf06Usaf06 Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Some funny shizz in here
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

  • SleevePlzSleevePlz Posts: 6,249 ✭✭✭✭
    Howdy ho Mr. Hanky! Great to see you again. Can put out a vote for the Cali trio of SecretSquirrel/Eulogy/ExpendableYouth? One nice big poo to supply a herf would be pretty cool for those guys.
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • jarublajarubla Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bigshizza said:
    @SecretSquirrel @jarubla @Nolagizmo
    Just to name a few! Hi Stinky!
    Of the three humans mentioned here, Mr Mikey aka @Nolagizmo receives my vote!

    -Jay
    “There’ll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read ’em but all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ’em.” -Kevin Welch
  • matkn293matkn293 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My vote is @Echambers for the clean sweep!!

    Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!

    Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!


  • twistedstemtwistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I would recommend The big shizz. Sir E.chambers And old Stubbles .They seem to have their hands in a lot of pots around here!!
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • reggie713reggie713 Posts: 2,517 ✭✭✭✭
    How about Krampus and leftovers! A battle of the super beings!
  • LeftOversLeftOvers Posts: 196 ✭✭
    you are a **** and never stick around
  • SecretSquirrelSecretSquirrel Posts: 864 ✭✭✭✭
    Id like to put up 3 votes for @sleeveplz. He is in dire need of some comeuppance
  • skydiverDskydiverD Posts: 2,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'll go in on @Patrickbrick

     >:) 
    How do you like my profile pic Taborski?   @matkn293          
  • jgibvjgibv Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2015
    i had chipotle for lunch; will see you soon mr. hanky  !!

    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

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