So I May Have......
bandyt09
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been drinking too much tonight. Do you have what it takes to play the "Drunk Lottery"? Send me your addy and see if you've won. Can your mailbox take the consequence of you trying to take advantage of a drunk? WELL CAN IT?
Send me your addy if you've got some......
DO IT, DO IT NOW, you know you want to.
I know what you're thinking.... is he really drunk or just crazy? WELL maybe, just maybe, I'm crazy drunk or am I a crazy drunk? or
Send me your addy if you've got some......
DO IT, DO IT NOW, you know you want to.
I know what you're thinking.... is he really drunk or just crazy? WELL maybe, just maybe, I'm crazy drunk or am I a crazy drunk? or
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My favorite cigar list here
"I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke ever last one of 'em." - Ron White
Google it or check out the Chive Store.......
Holy crap, I think I may really be drunk because I'm digging this post...........or I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.
FU all, I think I'm funny..........Well you know how us drunks think, right Jim?@Bigshizza
Get home and Mrs Krampus not happy at all, and have to sleep on couch. Naughty naughty.
You should send to another drunkard around here, check the beer thread's recent posts to choose a victim. Naughty.
Evilly yours,
Krampus
I agree, there is nothing better that drinking at a pub with a sandwich, especially when it's a a Cuban sandwich.
Again, 5:00? How old are you? Like 80?
If you've met the wife you know that sleeping on the couch is a benefit.
Checking the beer thread but i doubt I'll remember **** (haha mod sensors) in the morning.
With love,
Your faithful elf......
Wow, they censored s h ! t.....I love the mods
So yes, very old.
Stay naughty.
Krampus
I may be sending a lot of Drew Estates, Swisher Sweets style, for pre-Christmas.........lol
Seriously, you think you "scare" me by showing that you know who I am? I'm more known than the $3.00 hook3r on the corner and my addy is posted on more "rest area" bathroom doors than those Haiku's by Little Johnny. Damn it Krampus, I'm drunk, stop pushing me or Whoville will get taken out.....
So glad you chimed in here. I just want to let you know, I'M GONNA BOMB YOUR A$$ BECAUSE I CAN NOT BECAUSE I'M DRUNK. I'm sure Kelly @Edna20 will be more than happy to provide what I need. Tell the kids now that Santa AIN'T coming this year...........You have been served notice!
MOW badge received.
Besides I'm pretty sure you already destroyed me in a drunken rage.
Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!
Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!
Both Krampus and BandyT think that stuff is no Bueno. And we all know the life lesson Sweet Brown taught us; if you wake up in the middle of the night, and want a cold pop, but you smell BBQ, just run. Run for your life! Ain't nobody got time for that