So I May Have......

bandyt09
bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
in Trades, Passes and Bombs
been drinking too much tonight. Do you have what it takes to play the "Drunk Lottery"? Send me your addy and see if you've won. Can your mailbox take the consequence of you trying to take advantage of a drunk? WELL CAN IT?

Send me your addy if you've got some......






DO IT, DO IT NOW, you know you want to. o:)






I know what you're thinking.... is he really drunk or just crazy? WELL maybe, just maybe, I'm crazy drunk or am I a crazy drunk?  o:)  or  >:)



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  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Posts: 7,766 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Welcome back.  I recently moved to Loon Lake.  Will PM you my new addy

    My favorite cigar list here

  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ohh sent my little friend!!
  • jarubla
    jarubla Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2015
    LOL, @bandyt09 your buzzed posts are legendary
    “There’ll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read ’em but all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ’em.” -Kevin Welch
  • Devildog1
    Devildog1 Posts: 971 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Addy sent  :#
  • avengethis
    avengethis Posts: 5,697 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I sent you mine. It's the one in Lake Zurich, IL
    Team O'Donnell FTW!

    "I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke ever last one of 'em." - Ron White
  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2015
    jarubla said:
    LOL, @bandyt09 your buzzed posts are legendary
    I do believe you mean LEJUND-ary.....

    Google it or check out the Chive Store.......

    Holy crap, I think I may really be drunk because I'm digging this post...........or I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.

    FU all, I think I'm funny..........Well you know how us drunks think, right Jim?@Bigshizza
  • GreetingsFromKrampus
    GreetingsFromKrampus Posts: 35 ✭✭
    bandyt09 said:
    been drinking too much tonight. 
    Krampus knows how that is....you go to the pub at lunch for a sandwich & 1 beer but run into Belsnickle and next thing you know you're doing shots and its 500 pm.
    Get home and Mrs Krampus not happy at all, and have to sleep on couch.   :/  Naughty naughty.

    You should send to another drunkard around here, check the beer thread's recent posts to choose a victim. Naughty.

    Evilly yours,
    Krampus
  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2015
    GreetingsFromKrampus said:
    bandyt09 said:
    been drinking too much tonight. 
    Krampus knows how that is....you go to the pub at lunch for a sandwich & 1 beer but run into Belsnickle and next thing you know you're doing shots and its 500 pm.
    Get home and Mrs Krampus not happy at all, and have to sleep on couch.   :/  Naughty naughty.

    You should send to another drunkard around here, check the beer thread's recent posts to choose a victim. Naughty.

    Evilly yours,
    Krampus
    Lunch? Lunch? Damn Krampus, how old are you? Don't you know drinking starts at breakfast nowadays......

    I agree, there is nothing better that drinking at a pub with a sandwich, especially when it's a a Cuban sandwich.

    Again, 5:00? How old are you? Like 80?

    If you've met the wife you know that sleeping on the couch is a benefit.

    Checking the beer thread but i doubt I'll remember **** (haha mod sensors) in the morning.

    With love,
    Your faithful elf......



    Wow, they censored s h ! t.....I love the mods
  • GreetingsFromKrampus
    GreetingsFromKrampus Posts: 35 ✭✭
    bandyt09 said:
    GreetingsFromKrampus said:
    bandyt09 said:
    been drinking too much tonight. 
    Krampus knows how that is....you go to the pub at lunch for a sandwich & 1 beer but run into Belsnickle and next thing you know you're doing shots and its 500 pm.
    Get home and Mrs Krampus not happy at all, and have to sleep on couch.   :/  Naughty naughty.

    You should send to another drunkard around here, check the beer thread's recent posts to choose a victim. Naughty.

    Evilly yours,
    Krampus
    Lunch? Lunch? Damn Krampus, how old are you? Don't you know drinking starts at breakfast nowadays......

    I agree, there is nothing better that drinking at a pub with a sandwich, especially when it's a a Cuban sandwich.

    Again, 5:00? How old are you? Like 80?

    If you've met the wife you know that sleeping on the couch is a benefit.

    Checking the beer thread but i doubt I'll remember **** (haha mod sensors) in the morning.

    With love,
    Your faithful elf......



    Wow, they censored s h ! t.....I love the mods
    I have been around since pre-Christian times (look me up on Wikipedia).
    So yes, very old.

    Stay naughty.
    Krampus
  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I love noobs, keep those addy's coming.......lol



    I may be sending a lot of Drew Estates, Swisher Sweets style, for pre-Christmas.........lol
  • jarubla
    jarubla Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Confession time -- 29 degree weather before windchill has driven me to try a backwoods the other day. It wasn't a half bad :15.  
    “There’ll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read ’em but all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ’em.” -Kevin Welch
  • GreetingsFromKrampus
    GreetingsFromKrampus Posts: 35 ✭✭
    bandyt09 said:

    I may be sending a lot of Drew Estates, Swisher Sweets style, for pre-Christmas.........lol
    That is my job, Mr. Todd from California.
  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    GreetingsFromKrampus said:
    bandyt09 said:

    I may be sending a lot of Drew Estates, Swisher Sweets style, for pre-Christmas.........lol
    That is my job, Mr. Todd from California.
    It's ok to ask elfs for help.........

    Seriously, you think you "scare" me by  showing that you know who I am? I'm more known than the $3.00 hook3r on the corner and my addy is posted on more "rest area" bathroom doors than those Haiku's by Little Johnny. Damn it Krampus, I'm drunk, stop pushing me or Whoville will get taken out.....
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Come on, leave the drunk guy alone.  
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • Patrickbrick
    Patrickbrick Posts: 8,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    To quote animal house "this is going to be great", I'm going to make some air pop popcorn and watch the show.
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
    MOW badge received.
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The 20ct and a bad liver... Must be holiday time kids!!!
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bandyt09 said:
    Echambers said:
    Come on, leave the drunk guy alone.  
    Eric @Echambers,
    So glad you chimed in here. I just want to let you know, I'M GONNA BOMB YOUR A$$ BECAUSE I CAN NOT BECAUSE I'M DRUNK. I'm sure Kelly @Edna20  will be more than happy to provide what I need. Tell the kids now that Santa AIN'T coming this year...........You have been served notice!
    @Edna20 would NEVER sell me out. Right Edna?  Right?

    Besides I'm pretty sure you already destroyed me in a drunken rage.
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • Alex_Forrest
    Alex_Forrest Posts: 10 ✭
    Echambers said:
     
    @Edna20 would NEVER sell me out. Right Edna?  Right?

    Besides I'm pretty sure you already destroyed me in a drunken rage.
    So naïve.
  • matkn293
    matkn293 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Looks like Bandy was on a rampage last night. Can't wait to see some suckers response when the 20ct is unleashed. 

    Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!

    Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!


  • SleevePlz
    SleevePlz Posts: 6,249 ✭✭✭✭
    Ahhh.....Classic! Can't wait to see the repercussions from this night. 
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • Nolagizmo
    Nolagizmo Posts: 1,914 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This was a great morning read. Looks like there's some people getting love from Todd. He tends to over wallop.
    "Come party with me in Tennessee for my birthday July we can smoke in the Smokey's."
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm in if there's sausages 
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Edna20
    Edna20 Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Echambers said:
    bandyt09 said:
    Echambers said:
    Come on, leave the drunk guy alone.  
    Eric @Echambers,
    So glad you chimed in here. I just want to let you know, I'M GONNA BOMB YOUR A$$ BECAUSE I CAN NOT BECAUSE I'M DRUNK. I'm sure Kelly @Edna20  will be more than happy to provide what I need. Tell the kids now that Santa AIN'T coming this year...........You have been served notice!
    @Edna20 would NEVER sell me out. Right Edna?  Right?

    Besides I'm pretty sure you already destroyed me in a drunken rage.
    Who me???? Noooooooooooooo, not me :) And you would never nominate me to "win" a bomb, am I right?
    Team O'Donnell FTW!
  • jarubla
    jarubla Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I figure I am safe, as I smoke BBQ infused Backwoods. 

    Both Krampus and BandyT think that stuff is no Bueno. And we all know the life lesson Sweet Brown taught us; if you wake up in the middle of the night, and want a cold pop, but you smell BBQ, just run. Run for your life! Ain't nobody got time for that
    “There’ll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read ’em but all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ’em.” -Kevin Welch
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Edna20 said:
    Echambers said:
    bandyt09 said:
    Echambers said:
    Come on, leave the drunk guy alone.  
    Eric @Echambers,
    So glad you chimed in here. I just want to let you know, I'M GONNA BOMB YOUR A$$ BECAUSE I CAN NOT BECAUSE I'M DRUNK. I'm sure Kelly @Edna20  will be more than happy to provide what I need. Tell the kids now that Santa AIN'T coming this year...........You have been served notice!
    @Edna20 would NEVER sell me out. Right Edna?  Right?

    Besides I'm pretty sure you already destroyed me in a drunken rage.
    Who me???? Noooooooooooooo, not me :) And you would never nominate me to "win" a bomb, am I right?
    Of course I would nominate you. That's not the point. Stick to the topic at hand, please.  


    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."

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