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The Coffee Man Can

bandyt09bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
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(sung to the tune of The Candy Man)

Who can take a Flat Rate

and make it smell so good?

Fill it with a cigar or two

The coffee man, the coffee man can

The coffee man because he makes the world so good

Yes, @peter4jc made me channel my inner Sammy Davis Jr so blame him for not being able to get that song out of your head or having to Google who is Sammy Davis Jr.

Peter was so nice to send me some awesome cigars but I think he is thinking that they cannot be sent legally through USPS because he took the time to mask their smell by packing them with coffee. Here'a a picture of what I'm talking about. 

Thanks so much

Comments

  • jarublajarubla Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭✭✭
    For the young whippersnappers:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYihDAhVPko
    “There’ll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read ’em but all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ’em.” -Kevin Welch
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Spreading the love like an STD
  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It burns...
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • Usaf06Usaf06 Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Peter is still making friends. Another great hit!
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

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