Off to the donkey show thanks to Shizz.
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As some of you may have read in an earlier Shizz "contest" (more like a reason to destroy someone), I may, or may not have revealed my desire for a large farm animal.
So I get a package today from the all too familiar Loon Lake address and I am thinking to myself, "how the hell did Jim get the contest winnings here so soon?"
It turns out he did not. He sent me the donkey, a bag of skittles and a treat with my Tijuana stage name emblazoned on the wrapper. How did you know Jim? I thought I saw you in the audience you freak.
So I get a package today from the all too familiar Loon Lake address and I am thinking to myself, "how the hell did Jim get the contest winnings here so soon?"
It turns out he did not. He sent me the donkey, a bag of skittles and a treat with my Tijuana stage name emblazoned on the wrapper. How did you know Jim? I thought I saw you in the audience you freak.
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Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!
Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!
On a side note, the donkey was kidnapped by a Mexican cartel and it is rumored to be running drugs into Cali via underground tunnels.