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The Sanders Tax Plan for Golfers...

Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Mr. Rogers NeighborhoodPosts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
Heard the first part of this analogy from Rush Limbaugh the other day. Thought it could be taken further...

The Bernie Sanders 90% tax plan: A Golf Analogy

You walk into a pro shop to buy a ball marker. "How much?" you ask.
"That'll be one dollar," says the golf pro.
You hand over a crisp new dollar.
"Here's your ball marker," he says, as he hands you a dime.

"Hang on!" you protest, "What happens to the other 90 cents?"

"Well," says the golf pro, "some of it goes to pay the staff and management here at the Club. The rest will be used for gift vouchers that will be available exclusively to non-members and those who are delinquent in their club dues."

"That's not fair!" you protest. "Forget the whole thing! Give me back my dollar!"

"SECURITY!!!!" yells the golf pro.

"When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon


  • peter4jcpeter4jc Milwaukee, WIPosts: 12,857 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I also like all the memes going around regarding the Vermont super-delegates...
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
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