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My mistake...

Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
in Non Cigar Related
...leaving the garage door open while we were at church this morning. Apparently, some deadbeat mistook the open door for an open invitation to help themselves to my lawnmower. People suck.
"When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon

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  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,379 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Maybe dude really needed a lawn mower, and you were the answer to his prayers  ;)
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,624 ✭✭✭✭✭
    F'ing people.
  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,379 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I agree, that was a joke. Unfortunately there is no sarcasm font yet.
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 21,181 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's the violation of trust that hurts. 
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wylaff said:
    I agree, that was a joke. Unfortunately there is no sarcasm font yet.

    It's all good, Wayne. I knew you were joking. Didn't mean to be snippy.
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • genareddoggenareddog Posts: 4,243 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sorry to hear about that. 
  • Usaf06Usaf06 Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sanders voter no doubt
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    -- Winston Churchill

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  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Usaf06 said:
    Sanders voter no doubt

    Ha. Yeah... I guess I "owed" it to them. :/
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,741 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The bad part is a new mower represents a box of your favorite sticks.

    You're welcome for the encouragement.


    Somehow, it'll work together for good...  just watch.
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  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • CigarFanaticCigarFanatic Posts: 225 ✭✭✭
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NP8y63Ms4o

    Just a little comic relief about leaving your garage open and unlocked.
    How do make this text turn upside down?
  • johnnyBjohnnyB Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Man that sucks,sorry to hear that.
    Non Crux sed lux
  • kswildcatkswildcat Posts: 1,490 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,933 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hate thieves.  Hope they don't return.
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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hey, look at the bright side: Coulda walked thru the garage into the house where the dog coulda bit him and you'd get sued. 


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