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0patience0patience Oregon CoastPosts: 9,023 ✭✭✭✭✭
You get a subscription request in the mail from AARP.  :s
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Wylaff said:
Atmospheric pressure and crap.

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  • johnnyBjohnnyB UtardedPosts: 1,538 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Watch out the nOObs are likely to jump you for it 
    Non Crux sed lux
  • WaterNerdWaterNerd Southern CaliforniaPosts: 2,360 ✭✭✭✭✭


    Received junk mail from them over the weekend :(
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  • kswildcatkswildcat Posts: 1,496 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Old farts.. lol
  • silvermousesilvermouse Cape CodPosts: 7,773 ✭✭✭✭✭
    they started pestering me when I turned 55, stopped wasting member's money with spam when I turned 65 and hadn't responded. 
  • jlmartajlmarta 50 miles from ParadisePosts: 7,238 ✭✭✭✭✭
    kswildcat said:
    Old farts.. lol
    Uh, excuse me, it's all one word. Oldfarts. I know. I coined it....   :p
  • kswildcatkswildcat Posts: 1,496 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm not to far behind  :s.. Before I know it I'll be demanding my senior discount  :'(
  • genareddoggenareddog South eastern indianaPosts: 2,796 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's too funny. Make feel a little better, the other week in Church, since I had not shaved in a few days, I had a lady ask me if I was getting senior citizens discounts and some joker asked if I was homeless. 
  • The3StogiesThe3Stogies MainePosts: 2,653 ✭✭✭✭
    Only the beginning Tony.  Soon to come, hair growth and male enhancement products available to you. 


  • raisindotraisindot BostonPosts: 1,308 ✭✭✭
    Hey, I joined AARP when I hit the big Five-Oh a...little while ago. It was worth it just to get the free donut at Dunkin's with a purchase of a coffee. But I let the membership lapse. Or did I? What membership? What am I talking about? What is this place?
  • Devildog1Devildog1 St. Louis MOPosts: 935 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This made me chuckle,, I just started getting the AARP offers in the mail myself. 
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