looking for a noob.

EchambersEchambers B'Ham Posts: 4,118 ✭✭✭✭✭
Looking for a noob that needs to make the good trader list.  Simple 5 for 5.  
-- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."

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  • matkn293matkn293 O'Fallon, MOPosts: 3,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Not sure if @kswildcat is on the list or not but that cat needs to be declawed!!!

    Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!

    Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!

    F San Jose!!!!! Lets get it on!

  • EchambersEchambers B'Ham Posts: 4,118 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @kswildcat, what say you kitty kitty?
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • kswildcatkswildcat Posts: 1,496 ✭✭✭✭✭
    To late.. lol
  • 0patience0patience Oregon CoastPosts: 8,295 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If @kswildcat is not on the good trader list, then he can stand with me as a non-trader. LOL!
    There is no crisis that a good cigar can't cure.

    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.

    Some k n o b blocked the word k n o b and now we can't talk about adjusting the k n o b on the radio.
  • jlmartajlmarta 50 miles from ParadisePosts: 6,766 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I think ol' @kswildcat has multiple entries on that list by now....  B)
  • EchambersEchambers B'Ham Posts: 4,118 ✭✭✭✭✭
    here noobie  noobie.  
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • 0patience0patience Oregon CoastPosts: 8,295 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2016
    What about tabasco or what ever.
    He was looking for a sponsor.

    http://forum.cigar.com/discussion/896545/looking-for-a-sponsor#latest
    There is no crisis that a good cigar can't cure.

    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.

    Some k n o b blocked the word k n o b and now we can't talk about adjusting the k n o b on the radio.
  • skydiverDskydiverD Chicagoland AreaPosts: 2,196 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'd say hit up this guy....

    @Usaf06
    How do you like my profile pic Taborski?   @matkn293 ;
  • YaksterYakster La Zona State of Mind when I haven't forgotten the coffee filtersPosts: 7,527 ✭✭✭✭✭
    skydiverD said:
    I'd say hit up this guy....

    @Usaf06
    Shill dry begging?   :D
    I'll gladly bomb you Tuesday for an Opus today.

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  • EchambersEchambers B'Ham Posts: 4,118 ✭✭✭✭✭
    okay no takers...I'll crawl back in my hole.  
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,150 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I can send you some of my nominees... PM sent
  • EchambersEchambers B'Ham Posts: 4,118 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bigshizza said:
    I can send you some of my nominees... PM sent
    it's more fun when they volunteer. 
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • WylaffWylaff Reno, NVPosts: 4,444 ✭✭✭✭✭
    They're just scared of you. Hit them anyways. 
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    I hate myself, and I don't regret any of it.

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Milwaukee, WIPosts: 5,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If it helps get it out of your system, I'll be the noob, and we can do a 5 for 5.  Nobody ever put me on the good trader list, so officially I qualify.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • Usaf06Usaf06 FloridaPosts: 7,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    If it helps get it out of your system, I'll be the noob, and we can do a 5 for 5.  Nobody ever put me on the good trader list, so officially I qualify.
    Wrong, I added you
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill
  • MorganGeoMorganGeo Brandon, MSPosts: 2,009 ✭✭✭✭
    @WaltBasil is still a noob.   :D
  • jgibvjgibv John G.Posts: 9,235 ✭✭✭✭✭

    There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. 

    He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child.

    He loved to make the train go as fast as possible.

    Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash.

    He made it out, but a single person died.

    Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident.

    He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution.

    When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal.

    After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair.

    The switch was flown, sparks flew and smoke filled the air- but nothing happened.

    The man was perfectly fine.

    Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free.

    And somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train.

    Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon.

    Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people.

    The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution.

    For his final meal, the man requested two bananas.

    After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair.

    The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room- and the man was once again unharmed.

    Well, this of course meant that he was free to go.

    And once again, he somehow manages to get his old job back.

    To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people.

    And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death.

    On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal- three bananas.

    "You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat, we're strapping you in and doing this now."

    Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal.

    The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room- and the man was still unharmed.

    The executioner was speechless.

    The man looked at the executioner and said "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."


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