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Ralf,In case you are german, as your comment suggests, I wanted to take this
opportunity, as a Portuguese, to thank you for your nation's gracious
transmition of marching techniques, discipline, and soap usage. It is a well
known fact that before Count Lippe we took our soap orally and thanks to him
we started applying it in our bodies. I will certainly think of my debt to
your country when I take my monthly bath on April 14th (we also learned with
Lippe to schedule our baths in a discipined waPeay)acay,Gre.t post. I did
not know these prints. Thanks.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • Usaf06Usaf06 FloridaPosts: 8,607 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Now we know how you get all those pictures 
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill
  • WylaffWylaff Reno, NVPosts: 4,861 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Your lucky you get Russians. I have a bunch of BBWs who want to have affairs with me.
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    I hate myself, and I don't regret any of it.

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat West TNPosts: 5,589 ✭✭✭✭✭
    BBW?   Big beached whales? 
    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "There is nothing so in need of reforming as someone else's bad habits."   Mark Twain
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