I've been disarmed!!

MikeTodd

I don't know what the hell happened. When I left the house today, everything was kosher. Actually was having a decent day. Then, next thing I know, I'm getting roughed up by some dude in scrubs and he winds up stealing all my ammo! Now all I can do is cry in my beer and recover from my wounds using frozen peas.

genareddog

So, what your saying is you will be shooting blanks from now on?

MikeTodd

The action is there but the bullets are not live.

dirtdude

there are actually a lot of benefits from that @MikeTodd

MikeTodd

dirtdude said:

there are actually a lot of benefits from that @MikeTodd

I've heard that! I also have heard that it can change the color of the next kids skin!

dirtdude

yea, but that could happen either way

Yakster

Beer and frozen peas doesn't sound too rough.  After the man in scrubs roughed me up, my Wife abandoned me on the couch and my baby girl ran away... if it wasn't for the neighbor who spotted her on the street making a getaway bringing her back I would've had the worst day of my life.