How do you cook Pizza Rolls?

jgibvjgibv John G.Posts: 9,262 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited October 2016 in Non Cigar Related
Do you use an oven or microwave to cook pizza rolls?  Ready, set, go.

And yes, I'm totally gonna judge you if you pick "microwave."

How do you cook Pizza Rolls? 16 votes

Oven (like God intended)
68%
Dark_RoastjgibvGray4linesMartelLiquidChaos66CharlieHeisUsaf06MikeToddJay6NorthsideSmokeEmcee 11 votes
Microwave (like a freakin noob)
0%
I don't eat pizza rolls because I'm a fuddy duddy
31%
Patrickbrickpeter4jcsilvermouseYaksterTNBigfoot68 5 votes

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Comments

  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,674 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Toaster oven
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • jgibvjgibv John G.Posts: 9,262 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oven (like God intended)
    Toaster oven
    And what's the second word there...,.OVEN.  So you alright

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  • jlmartajlmarta 50 miles from ParadisePosts: 7,102 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oldfarts don't eat pizza rolls. We're too busy being lovable and the resident skeptic. Got no time to be fuddy duddies, either.....  :p
  • YaksterYakster La Zona State of Mind when I haven't forgotten the coffee filtersPosts: 9,257 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I don't eat pizza rolls because I'm a fuddy duddy
    No pizza rolls but pizza gets reheated in the toaster oven or not at all. The microwave doesn't do pizza any favors. 
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  • Gray4linesGray4lines KentuckyPosts: 4,497 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oven (like God intended)
    If I'm in a hurry, microwave first, oven to finish.  ain't nobody got time for that.
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  • johnnyBjohnnyB UtardedPosts: 1,535 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Deep fryer,it's the way to go with pizza rolls 
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  • jgibvjgibv John G.Posts: 9,262 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oven (like God intended)
    johnnyB said:
    Deep fryer,it's the way to go with pizza rolls 
    deep fryer is also an acceptable answer and i should've included it as one of the options.  but i figured most folks don't have a deep fryer at home. 

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  • matkn293matkn293 O'Fallon, MOPosts: 3,601 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Just depends on the amount of time that I have.  Oven is better.

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  • LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 OregonPosts: 3,767 ✭✭✭✭
    Oven (like God intended)
    Oven all the way! Its worth the extra time.... but it is fun putting them in the microwave to make them explode
    Life is like a blind fiver. You never know what you're gonna get.
  • 0patience0patience Oregon CoastPosts: 8,819 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What's a pizza roll?
    I must be missing something?
    There is no crisis that a good cigar can't cure.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • dirtdudedirtdude LaughlinPosts: 4,965 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience said:
    What's a pizza roll?
    I must be missing something?
    Been thinking the same thing Tony. I do recall seeing bags of them in the freezer when my son was here, dont recall his cooking method
    A little dirt never hurt
  • jgibvjgibv John G.Posts: 9,262 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oven (like God intended)
    dirtdude said:
    0patience said:
    What's a pizza roll?
    I must be missing something?
    Been thinking the same thing Tony. I do recall seeing bags of them in the freezer when my son was here, dont recall his cooking method
    i don't....
    i can't....

    nahh....

    y'all for real?

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  • 0patience0patience Oregon CoastPosts: 8,819 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2016
    I had to ask the wife what they are. She is a cook after all.
    All she said was, "If you are really hungry, you'd eat them."
    But if I was hungry for pizza, I'd just eat a pizza. 
    I know what buffalo, venison, elk, salmon and crab are. Processed foods, not as much.

    There is no crisis that a good cigar can't cure.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • dirtdudedirtdude LaughlinPosts: 4,965 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Getting ice cubes out of the freezer I spotted a bag of pizza rolls. Guess I know what to do with them now.
    A little dirt never hurt
  • jgibvjgibv John G.Posts: 9,262 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oven (like God intended)
    @0patience ; & @dirtdude ; I'm just bustin' your guys' chops. 


    We're not big on processed food in our house either.....
    But a couple times per year, I'll get the craving for some pizza rolls as a late night snack.

    All of the pizza places around here close early (super lame), and no way would I attempt to make a homemade full sized pizza at 200 AM lol.

    Just open the bag, dump the pizza rolls on a sheet tray, pop in the oven @ 450 for about 10-15 minutes and you got yourself an easy, tasty, crispy, hot, bite-size pizza snack.

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  • 0patience0patience Oregon CoastPosts: 8,819 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I either throw pizza fixings on english muffins or fry bread and stick them in the oven.
    Ok, so I don't usually do it, momma does. I'm not really allowed to mess with stuff in the kitchen.

    Evidently, I make too much of a mess.
    There is no crisis that a good cigar can't cure.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
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