Asked what I want for Christmas.

0patience0patience Oregon CoastPosts: 8,835 ✭✭✭✭✭
When I said, " I want natural selection to work better." 
The ones that did understand it, thought it was cold, mean and unfeeling.

If they didn't like my answer, then why did they ask?  :o
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Wylaff said:
Atmospheric pressure and crap.

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  • LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 OregonPosts: 3,767 ✭✭✭✭
    I would like that for Christmas as well! I can think of plenty of people who deserve to be offed instead of good, hardworking, decent, caring people.
    Life is like a blind fiver. You never know what you're gonna get.
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Milwaukee, WIPosts: 6,626 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I would like that for Christmas as well! I can think of plenty of people who deserve to be offed instead of good, hardworking, decent, caring people.
    I want the flat-eathers to be gone.  Or, at least moved to the underside.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 OregonPosts: 3,767 ✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    I would like that for Christmas as well! I can think of plenty of people who deserve to be offed instead of good, hardworking, decent, caring people.
    I want the flat-eathers to be gone.  Or, at least moved to the underside.

    Natural Selection should help with that.
    Life is like a blind fiver. You never know what you're gonna get.
  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 5,562 ✭✭✭✭✭
    We believe in the theory of natural selection but not in its practice.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


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