stogiestand guy = cheese plate guy
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our resident brostradamus, @danielzreyes , aka dzr, aka stogie stand guy, aka resident butt wipe sent me a text the other day saying he had "expanded his product offerings" and was now making "artisinal, hand-crafted, small batch cheeseplates".
now, i love me some high quality cheeses.
the wife and i like to pretend we're fancy sometimes.
we'll crack a nice bottle of wine (boone's farm), set out some quality cheeses (kraft singles), and i'll light up a top shelf stogie (grape swisher).
so i thought, no way DZR is serious, he's gotta just be yankin' my chain.
but i said yeah what the h*ll i'd be interested, and PM'ed him my addy.
didn't expect anything to actually show up.....
but sure as sh*t, he was serious this time around.
check out this bomb-diggity.com cheese plate that showed up the other day.
damn dzr you outdid yourself now.
don't get me wrong i love my stogiestands and they're the bee's knees....but this cheese plate is LEGIT.
if any of you people like to be fancy too, or are simply looking for a nice gift for your old lady.....you need to get ahold of DZR ASAP.
my ol' lady loves the cheese plate and is already planning a "wine and cheese night with the girls"....
apparently i'm not invited, she says boone's farm and kraft singles aren't fancy enough for the girls....
whatever, i'll be giving videogame tutorials on vherf instead.
but seriously, if you're looking for a unique cheese plate, hit up DZR and he'll probably set you up with a good deal if he likes you.
now, i love me some high quality cheeses.
the wife and i like to pretend we're fancy sometimes.
we'll crack a nice bottle of wine (boone's farm), set out some quality cheeses (kraft singles), and i'll light up a top shelf stogie (grape swisher).
so i thought, no way DZR is serious, he's gotta just be yankin' my chain.
but i said yeah what the h*ll i'd be interested, and PM'ed him my addy.
didn't expect anything to actually show up.....
but sure as sh*t, he was serious this time around.
check out this bomb-diggity.com cheese plate that showed up the other day.
damn dzr you outdid yourself now.
don't get me wrong i love my stogiestands and they're the bee's knees....but this cheese plate is LEGIT.
if any of you people like to be fancy too, or are simply looking for a nice gift for your old lady.....you need to get ahold of DZR ASAP.
my ol' lady loves the cheese plate and is already planning a "wine and cheese night with the girls"....
apparently i'm not invited, she says boone's farm and kraft singles aren't fancy enough for the girls....
whatever, i'll be giving videogame tutorials on vherf instead.
but seriously, if you're looking for a unique cheese plate, hit up DZR and he'll probably set you up with a good deal if he likes you.
* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *
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Joke's on you, Boone's Farm is a malt beverage, not a wine.jgibv said:our resident brostradamus, @danielzreyes , aka dzr, aka stogie stand guy, aka resident butt wipe sent me a text the other day saying he had "expanded his product offerings" and was now making "artisinal, hand-crafted, small batch cheeseplates".
now, i love me some high quality cheeses.
the wife and i like to pretend we're fancy sometimes.
we'll crack a nice bottle of wine (boone's farm), set out some quality cheeses (kraft singles), and i'll light up a top shelf stogie (grape swisher).
so i thought, no way DZR is serious, he's gotta just be yankin' my chain.
but i said yeah what the h*ll i'd be interested, and PM'ed him my addy.
didn't expect anything to actually show up.....
but sure as sh*t, he was serious this time around.
check out this bomb-diggity.com cheese plate that showed up the other day.
damn dzr you outdid yourself now.
don't get me wrong i love my stogiestands and they're the bee's knees....but this cheese plate is LEGIT.
if any of you people like to be fancy too, or are simply looking for a nice gift for your old lady.....you need to get ahold of DZR ASAP.
my ol' lady loves the cheese plate and is already planning a "wine and cheese night with the girls"....
apparently i'm not invited, she says boone's farm and kraft singles aren't fancy enough for the girls....
whatever, i'll be giving videogame tutorials on vherf instead.
but seriously, if you're looking for a unique cheese plate, hit up DZR and he'll probably set you up with a good deal if he likes you.
Nice slab of tile by the way!3 -
Slab of tile?
Damn. Ccom ftw"It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR4 -
My problem is his doesn't like me lol3
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Is this dry begging for some real cheese?4
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Nice job DZR, love the platter!"When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."3
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damn that'd be the ultimate pro level dry beg.CharlieHeis said:Is this dry begging for some real cheese?
i can only dream of being that good.
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I do believe that's the same style of tile I bought at Home Despot for $2.65 to stretch cigar wrapper leaves when rolling cigars. Mine is 12" x 24". This one, judging from the unwrapped pre-sliced Velveeta and what looks to be a thigh from Kentucky Fried Rat, may be more like 6" x 12". You can see mine at work at around the 10 1/2 minute mark of this vid right here:
https://youtu.be/TCqCESg3Q7c
The stogiesandman is pulling our leg“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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it's a day-old, homemade biscuit. it ain't pretty but sure tasted good.webmost said:what looks to be a thigh from Kentucky Fried Rat,
and nope. not pulling your leg, this is 100% the real deal.
@danielzreyes ; is making these cheese plates now (he had a couple different options available) and was kind enough to give me a good deal on this one (it's marble, real fancy).
the board itself is fairly thick (maybe an inch or so) and daniel attached some rubber "grippy" pads to the bottom so it won't slide or scratch other surfaces.
i'd can measure it when i get home, but i'd say it's probably 5-ish by 10-ish.
he shipped it inside of a 9.5x12.5 padded envelope FWIW.
* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *2 -
I LOL'd at that disagree^.3
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He can probably get some cheese curds from @avengethisjgibv said:
damn that'd be the ultimate pro level dry beg.CharlieHeis said:Is this dry begging for some real cheese?
i can only dream of being that good.A little dirt never hurt0 -
You are like the Jim Ross of cigar rolling!webmost said:I do believe that's the same style of tile I bought at Home Despot for $2.65 to stretch cigar wrapper leaves when rolling cigars. Mine is 12" x 24". This one, judging from the unwrapped pre-sliced Velveeta and what looks to be a thigh from Kentucky Fried Rat, may be more like 6" x 12". You can see mine at work at around the 10 1/2 minute mark of this vid right here:https://youtu.be/TCqCESg3Q7c
The stogiesandman is pulling our legLife is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!
Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!
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This is an easy pass0
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Oh, c'mon Jiunn, a little cheese isn't gonna plug you upA little dirt never hurt1
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just to let everyone know I was only making a joke brother sorry if it came off wrong0
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FYI --- the cheese plate is 5x10x1jgibv said:
it's a day-old, homemade biscuit. it ain't pretty but sure tasted good.webmost said:what looks to be a thigh from Kentucky Fried Rat,
and nope. not pulling your leg, this is 100% the real deal.
@danielzreyes ; is making these cheese plates now (he had a couple different options available) and was kind enough to give me a good deal on this one (it's marble, real fancy).
the board itself is fairly thick (maybe an inch or so) and daniel attached some rubber "grippy" pads to the bottom so it won't slide or scratch other surfaces.
i'd can measure it when i get home, but i'd say it's probably 5-ish by 10-ish.
he shipped it inside of a 9.5x12.5 padded envelope FWIW.
* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *0 -
?arch72 said:just to let everyone know I was only making a joke brother sorry if it came off wrong"It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR1 -
artisan af"It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR2 -
Boar's Head & Blind Pig, is there a theme heredanielzreyes said:
artisan afA little dirt never hurt1 -
"It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR4 -
"It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR1
