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stogiestand guy = cheese plate guy

jgibvjgibv John G.Posts: 9,320 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited March 2017 in Trades, Passes and Bombs
our resident brostradamus, @danielzreyes , aka dzr, aka stogie stand guy, aka resident butt wipe sent me a text the other day saying he had "expanded his product offerings" and was now making "artisinal, hand-crafted, small batch cheeseplates"

now, i love me some high quality cheeses. 
the wife and i like to pretend we're fancy sometimes.
we'll crack a nice bottle of wine (boone's farm), set out some quality cheeses (kraft singles), and i'll light up a top shelf stogie (grape swisher). 

so i thought, no way DZR is serious, he's gotta just be yankin' my chain.
but i said yeah what the h*ll i'd be interested, and PM'ed him my addy. 

didn't expect anything to actually show up.....
but sure as sh*t, he was serious this time around. 

check out this bomb-diggity.com cheese plate that showed up the other day. 




damn dzr you outdid yourself now. 
don't get me wrong i love my stogiestands and they're the bee's knees....but this cheese plate is LEGIT.  

if any of you people like to be fancy too, or are simply looking for a nice gift for your old lady.....you need to get ahold of DZR ASAP. 

my ol' lady loves the cheese plate and is already planning a "wine and cheese night with the girls"....
apparently i'm not invited, she says boone's farm and kraft singles aren't fancy enough for the girls....
whatever, i'll be giving videogame tutorials on vherf instead.

but seriously, if you're looking for a unique cheese plate, hit up DZR and he'll probably set you up with  a good deal if he likes you. 

* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

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  • MikeToddMikeTodd IndianaPosts: 970 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jgibv said:
    our resident brostradamus, @danielzreyes , aka dzr, aka stogie stand guy, aka resident butt wipe sent me a text the other day saying he had "expanded his product offerings" and was now making "artisinal, hand-crafted, small batch cheeseplates"

    now, i love me some high quality cheeses. 
    the wife and i like to pretend we're fancy sometimes.
    we'll crack a nice bottle of wine (boone's farm), set out some quality cheeses (kraft singles), and i'll light up a top shelf stogie (grape swisher). 

    so i thought, no way DZR is serious, he's gotta just be yankin' my chain.
    but i said yeah what the h*ll i'd be interested, and PM'ed him my addy. 

    didn't expect anything to actually show up.....
    but sure as sh*t, he was serious this time around. 

    check out this bomb-diggity.com cheese plate that showed up the other day. 




    damn dzr you outdid yourself now. 
    don't get me wrong i love my stogiestands and they're the bee's knees....but this cheese plate is LEGIT.  

    if any of you people like to be fancy too, or are simply looking for a nice gift for your old lady.....you need to get ahold of DZR ASAP. 

    my ol' lady loves the cheese plate and is already planning a "wine and cheese night with the girls"....
    apparently i'm not invited, she says boone's farm and kraft singles aren't fancy enough for the girls....
    whatever, i'll be giving videogame tutorials on vherf instead.

    but seriously, if you're looking for a unique cheese plate, hit up DZR and he'll probably set you up with  a good deal if he likes you. 
    Joke's on you, Boone's Farm is a malt beverage, not a wine.
    Nice slab of tile by the way!
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,767 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Slab of tile?

    Damn.  Ccom ftw
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • arch72arch72 Posts: 780 ✭✭✭✭
    My problem is his doesn't like me lol
  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis South DakotaPosts: 7,214 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Is this dry begging for some real cheese?
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Loveland, COPosts: 12,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nice job DZR, love the platter!
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • jgibvjgibv John G.Posts: 9,320 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Is this dry begging for some real cheese?
    damn that'd be the ultimate pro level dry beg. 

    i can only dream of being that good.

    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

  • jgibvjgibv John G.Posts: 9,320 ✭✭✭✭✭
    webmost said:
     what looks to be a thigh from Kentucky Fried Rat,
    it's a day-old, homemade biscuit.  it ain't pretty but sure tasted good. 


    and nope. not pulling your leg, this is 100% the real deal.
    @danielzreyes ; is making these cheese plates now (he had a couple different options available) and was kind enough to give me a good deal on this one (it's marble, real fancy).

    the board itself is fairly thick (maybe an inch or so) and daniel attached some rubber "grippy" pads to the bottom so it won't slide or scratch other surfaces. 

    i'd can measure it when i get home, but i'd say it's probably 5-ish by 10-ish.
    he shipped it inside of a 9.5x12.5 padded envelope FWIW.

    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

  • jgibvjgibv John G.Posts: 9,320 ✭✭✭✭✭
    arch72 said:
    My problem is his doesn't like me lol
    lolol why do you say that? 
    dzr is a "people-person" and likes just about everyone AFAIK. 

    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis South DakotaPosts: 7,214 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I LOL'd at that disagree^.
  • dirtdudedirtdude Livingston MTPosts: 5,308 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jgibv said:
    Is this dry begging for some real cheese?
    damn that'd be the ultimate pro level dry beg. 

    i can only dream of being that good.
    He can probably get some cheese curds from @avengethis
    A little dirt never hurt
  • matkn293matkn293 O'Fallon, MOPosts: 3,619 ✭✭✭✭✭
    webmost said:
    I do believe that's the same style of tile I bought at Home Despot for $2.65 to stretch cigar wrapper leaves when rolling cigars. Mine is 12" x 24". This one, judging from the unwrapped pre-sliced Velveeta and what looks to be a thigh from Kentucky Fried Rat, may be more like 6" x 12". You can see mine at work at around the 10 1/2 minute mark of this vid right here: 

    The stogiesandman is pulling our leg
    You are like the Jim Ross of cigar rolling!

    Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!

    Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!


  • jliujliu Posts: 7,732 ✭✭✭✭
    This is an easy pass 
  • dirtdudedirtdude Livingston MTPosts: 5,308 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh, c'mon Jiunn, a little cheese isn't gonna plug you up
    A little dirt never hurt
  • arch72arch72 Posts: 780 ✭✭✭✭
    jgibv said:
    arch72 said:
    My problem is his doesn't like me lol
    lolol why do you say that? 
    dzr is a "people-person" and likes just about everyone AFAIK. 
    Then I must fall in that "almost everyone" category lol
  • arch72arch72 Posts: 780 ✭✭✭✭
    just to let everyone know I was only making a joke brother sorry if it came off wrong
  • jgibvjgibv John G.Posts: 9,320 ✭✭✭✭✭
    arch72 said:
    just to let everyone know I was only making a joke brother sorry if it came off wrong


    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

  • jgibvjgibv John G.Posts: 9,320 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jgibv said:
    webmost said:
     what looks to be a thigh from Kentucky Fried Rat,
    it's a day-old, homemade biscuit.  it ain't pretty but sure tasted good. 


    and nope. not pulling your leg, this is 100% the real deal.
    @danielzreyes ; is making these cheese plates now (he had a couple different options available) and was kind enough to give me a good deal on this one (it's marble, real fancy).

    the board itself is fairly thick (maybe an inch or so) and daniel attached some rubber "grippy" pads to the bottom so it won't slide or scratch other surfaces. 

    i'd can measure it when i get home, but i'd say it's probably 5-ish by 10-ish.
    he shipped it inside of a 9.5x12.5 padded envelope FWIW.
    FYI --- the cheese plate is 5x10x1

    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,767 ✭✭✭✭✭
    arch72 said:
    just to let everyone know I was only making a joke brother sorry if it came off wrong
    ?
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,767 ✭✭✭✭✭

    artisan af
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • dirtdudedirtdude Livingston MTPosts: 5,308 ✭✭✭✭✭

    artisan af
    Boar's Head & Blind Pig, is there a theme here
    A little dirt never hurt
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,767 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,767 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
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