IT people have no sense of humor.

0patience

I had to have help on my confuser today. I KNOW!

So, they were trying to get it sorted and they asked what my password was.
I told them it was "incorrect".
They said, ok, but what is it.
I said, it is incorrect.
Wait, you made your password "incorrect". 
Yes.
Why?
So when I forget it, it will tell me my password.
It says, "Your password is incorrect."

You could hear them groan through the phone.
I laughed my a$$ off. 

I had lost my patience with that freakin POS, so I needed someone to take it out on.
You had to be there, I guess.

Yakster

I signed up for a BBS years ago, sorta like a forum that you dial into with a modem with no connection to the internet. I intentionally used a misspelled word as a password when registering.  I could not log back in because the Sysop was so **** about spelling that he "corrected" my password without telling me. 

TNBigfoot68

I absolutely hate having so many passwords, so I have a couple I use for secure stuff, then I have one for generic use then there is work which is a nightmare all of it's own. Passwords for the clients multiple systems, and passwords for my company, you sort of get the picture. There is a generic account I have to change the password on every so often, so I started using car names for example: Charger, Duster, Mustang + #'s, one day one of employees said I think I am starting to see a pattern do you like old cars or something, well duh! LOL.

peter4jc

Lastpass.  'Nuff said.

webmost

The problem with passwords is passwords.

Yakster

Yup

jlmarta

I use an app called Dashlane. I think it's great.