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jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
......put atomic clocks in cars and stoves..?

......ever have more than 2 registers open at WalMart..?

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    MarkwellMarkwell Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ...give out free Opus on Chriatmas day...?
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns
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    TNBigfoot68TNBigfoot68 Posts: 2,742 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Mount cannons front and rear on cars. 
    I was born a fool, and just got bigger!
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    Sleddog46Sleddog46 Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Give out free cigars & booze to Senior Citizens. Social Security does nothing else.I could go into a lot of others but this will do for now.
    You can't dispel Ignorance if you retain Arrogance!
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    jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ....make football stadiums smaller and use the saved revenue to help disaster areas?
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    0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ...ever fire morons who are culls and don't do their freaking jobs?
    Especially managers/manglers?
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
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    Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,016 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2017

    Why don't @jd50ae post links 

    to the multitude of stories 

    he wants us to look at?



    First, I'm like,......


     https://giphy.com/gifs/yosub-mj-oh-no-3o85xkj95UzHxFmo2A



    Next I'm like,.....


    https://giphy.com/gifs/9BHtJC7rLCYko



    See? Links are easy. If I can do it, anybody can do it. 

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    jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2017
    Bob_Luken said:

    Why don't @jd50ae post links 

    to the multitude of stories 

    he wants us to look at?



    First, I'm like,......


     https://giphy.com/gifs/yosub-mj-oh-no-3o85xkj95UzHxFmo2A



    Next I'm like,.....


    https://giphy.com/gifs/9BHtJC7rLCYko



    See? Links are easy. If I can do it, anybody can do it. 


    BOB
    Just for you I will do my best to post the links.
    Because you are a thinker and correct.
    JD

    PS Would you like me to go back and correct all my posts? Because I would do it for you.

    PS PS That GIPHY site, other than all the male buns, has some interesting gifs.
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    skydiverDskydiverD Posts: 2,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^ Mark did say the words "....that humidor is empty".

    Jim and I both heard it. 

    Hijack over. 


    How do you like my profile pic Taborski?   @matkn293          
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    jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2017
    ........ever reduce prices at the grocery stores after a disaster is over.
    Getting ready for some real sticker shock after all the storms.
    Including cigars......
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    MarkwellMarkwell Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ...require a licence to breed...
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns
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