“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns
Bump. Because I'm feeling a little hungry myself. Know what I mean?
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
No ****, wait...I just forgot...PM sent....nothing to see here....
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Don't forget to share your food.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Nachos please
Ducking Yak...
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Got them... Thank you!
Got 4 missiles ready and need some targets. Someone send me some addys
Anyone have coordinates for @ForMud ?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Sent
My favorite cigar list here
Sent me some nachos.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
x2
Still looking for nachos...
Or this one minus the "T" (phonetically, at least)
You better spell it out.
Deer Blood Suckers
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Would that happen to be a noob?
Newbish, yes.
@adulmale
@adulfemale
I think he's referring to @NorCalR1