Roman! What. The. ****!

prosspross Posts: 874 ✭✭✭
So, I am sitting at my desk when I am handed a box with a familiar address of an old friend from Ccom.  

I knew I was probably fcuked, but I had no idea how bad.  When I opened the box, it instantly felt like I had been fisted by Al Franken while I was asleep and I woke up to him carrying me like a hand puppet to a forced threesome with Pocahontas Warren. 

Jesus.  I have no idea what I did to deserve this, but thanks are not enough.  I was literally just hovering over a furnace repairman who was telling me I was looking at a 10-13k replacement for one of the units in my building when this arrived.  Talk about making a bad day great!


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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Milwaukee, WIPosts: 6,643 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nice hit!

    But I wouldn't assume that's from Roman...
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  • avengethisavengethis Sorry, I ate all your bacon!Posts: 5,376 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yeah I think somebody played a trick on you.
    Team O'Donnell FTW!

    "I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke ever last one of 'em." - Ron White
  • prosspross Posts: 874 ✭✭✭
    Dammit.  I have some investigative work to do.
  • prosspross Posts: 874 ✭✭✭
    Jim, you ****!  I thought you were rehabbing?
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,317 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Long time no see Paul... lol
  • prosspross Posts: 874 ✭✭✭
    Thanks Shizz.  Been way too long.  You got me good with the deception!  I haven’t had to be on my toes for a while.  Made my day!
  • variant2variant2 <---- Don't Believe Him!Posts: 829 ✭✭✭✭
    pross said:
     

    I knew I was probably fcuked, but I had no idea how bad.  When I opened the box, it instantly felt like I had been fisted by Al Franken while I was asleep and I woke up to him carrying me like a hand puppet to a forced threesome with Pocahontas Warren. 

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  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,317 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Too funny
  • prosspross Posts: 874 ✭✭✭
    Still laughing.  And a bit sore.....
  • dirtdudedirtdude LaughlinPosts: 4,967 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That was entertaining
    A little dirt never hurt
  • prosspross Posts: 874 ✭✭✭
    LOL not a damn chance
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,317 ✭✭✭✭✭
    pross said:
    LOL not a damn chance
    Lol
  • Usaf06Usaf06 FloridaPosts: 7,769 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bigshizza said:
    pross said:
    LOL not a damn chance
    Lol
    Lol
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill
  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis South DakotaPosts: 5,873 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Usaf06 said:
    Bigshizza said:
    pross said:
    LOL not a damn chance
    Lol
    Lol
    Lol
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