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Nikki minaj's orifice.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
car oil filter
Clogged sewer pipe
Nope
Stove?
Chicken's eyeball.
Staring into the depths of despair.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
Fleshlight
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
I already used that one…ask @Jrflickster 😂
Wheel
It's true😃
@Rdp77
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
The siphon for an old percolator that you dug up in the yard.
Butane fill stem
Winner!
Only kidding. Play on
Got this great selection today from @IndustMech for my winnings. Thanks John!!
Enjoy, my friend
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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Headed your way @fúcker
Pineapple in a fish tank.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
The plastic sheets in your killroom porch
Only if you were stopping by
Your bath tub?