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  • firehouseguyfirehouseguy Posts: 996 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Me too
    Cigars were made to be smoked, whiskey was made to be drank and women were made to be loved. The only thing I try to age is myself. 
  • BlueB3BlueB3 Posts: 119 ✭✭✭
    @GaryThompson killed it with his fiver he sent me!
  • Captain_CallCaptain_Call Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Let's try this
  • GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,710 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A pacifier.
    Now give it back to the kid so it quits crying!
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,899 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The inside of a Gatorade squeeze bottle.
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  • Significant3Significant3 Posts: 2,406 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A Petri dish where the microscope is out of focus
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,899 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oooh, that's a good guess, @Significant3, looks like Luke's trying to make a batch of flubber.
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  • Captain_CallCaptain_Call Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No hits yet and I apologize for the focus. Any further away and it would be too easy to guess and I worked with the clearest picture I had
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,899 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A eyepiece magnifier works well held in front of a phone camera lens for macro focus.
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  • GaryThompsonGaryThompson Posts: 952 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A push-up pop, base. Damn... that sounds tasty.
  • Captain_CallCaptain_Call Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Not it either
  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A button 

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives
    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                            the business end of a squirt gun                        
    
                        
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                            Edward is dialing in.                        
    
                        
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                            A business button
                            
    
                        
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                                IndustMechIndustMech
                        

                        
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                            Squirt business                         
    
                        
    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives
    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                                Captain_CallCaptain_Call
                        

                        
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                            All of you are incorrigible                        
    
                        
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                                90+_Irishman90+_Irishman
                        

                        
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                            I didn’t think explicit pictures were allowed... 😂                        
    
                        
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                                Captain_CallCaptain_Call
                        

                        
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                            I'll try to get this moving again                        
    
                        
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                                90+_Irishman90+_Irishman
                        

                        
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                            Spray nozzle for a liquid bottle for misting/spray. Like this:


                            
    
                        
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                            And now, because daddy needs to downsize, there's a bonus fiver for whoever can guess the contents
                            
    
                        
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                            Beard oil?                        
    
                        
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                            It is for application to people. But not for intended for hair                        
    
                        
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                            So pube hair oil is wrong too?                        
    
                        
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                            I didn’t expect you to be a user of Coochy Cream brother...


                            
    
                        
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    It is for application to people. But not for intended for hair
    

    
Weird, all my lube has pumps, not a spray... 

    

    
Not only did I pave the way for this, I put in an express lane. But @Yakster  got it. It's my truck bottle of bug spray                        
    
                        
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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    I didn’t expect you to be a user of Coochy Cream brother...


    

    
You may think that because I have the beard, that I'm a really hairy guy. Wrong. Everywhere else is totally shaved. Good luck sleeping tonight                        
    
                        
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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                            Before this train gets any further off the tracks, 90 you're up on picture duty                        
    
                        
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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